97 (BRITFOR) Signal Squadron

Discussion in 'Army Reserve' started by Merlin745, Jan 11, 2006.

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  1. Can you try it again (3rd time lucky)? but this time respect the site and don't slag each other off.
     
  2. Bobos Think before you post anything!!!!!
     
  3. The irony is, they stopped the bitching after it went to the NAAFI!

    (btw the posters were from accross 2 Sig Bde not just one regiment/squadron)
     
  4. OK Boney, I will be good, I love everyone, well almost everyone.
     
  5. Lets ease ourselves in with a joke;

    A young boy went up to his father and asked, "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
    The father ponders for a moment and then answered "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with
    Robert Redford for a million quid and also ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid, then come back and tell me what you learned".

    So the boy went to his mother and asked "Mum would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million quid?"
    The mother replied, "Definitely, I wouldn't pass an opportunity like that."

    The boy then went to his older sister and asked "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million quid?"
    The girl replied "Oh gosh, I would just love to do that, I would be nuts to pass up that opportunity."

    The boy then thought about it for a few days, and went back to his father.
    His father asked him "Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?"

    The boy replied, "Yes, potentially we're sitting on 2 million quid, but realistically we're living with two slappers".


    "The father replied, "That's my boy."
     
  6. hi ppl just wanna say hi to all members of 97 squadron who all know who you are and see you all soon