"9 to 5: Days in Porn"

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Doug_Hole, May 7, 2009.

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  1. Just watched this documentary which is an objective look at the hardcore porn industry in Los Angeles. I highly recomend it; although be warned! It will put you of your porn for a couple days when you see how phucked up some are behind the scenes.

    Some choice quotes that particularly amused me (delivered dead pan to camera):

    "Apart from driving a train up a girl's ass I don't see where the porn industry can go."

    "Here we are on the set of Filthy White Trash # 37"

    "I work in the shit factory, pumping out shit; you've got to smile when you're knee deap in shit all day."

    Look out for the following scenes:

    The married coulple who both do porn. She's got three dicks, one in every hole and the husband is directing.

    The green enema scene when two girls are spewing out green dyed liquid from their assholes on somebodies front lawn like water sprinklers.

    Definately an eye opener 8O

    The mind boggles: Some of the 'actresses' are getting punched on set and told they're not getting paid unless they do this that or the other. Lots of eating spunk out of dog bowls etc and some burd moaning that an 'actors' dick tastes of piss. "What the fuck?! Are you trying to piss down my throat."

    And of course, some of the filthiest, sickest sluts doing the most degrading 'work' actually love it.

    Truly fascinating, I've never seen an honest account of porn before. Most docu's fall into the poor dears are used and abused, or it's all good fun traps.

    Two thumbs up.
     
  2. The green enema scene when two girls are spewing out green dyed liquid from their assholes on somebodies front lawn like water sprinklers.

    Sounds like a typical Sunday morning in Swansea !

    My one and only foray into porn involved myself, a Nokia cameraphone and an ex colleague in a B and B, load of sh*t ! What we thought would come out spot on ended up looking like a drunk heavily tattoed man chasing a sunburnt pig round a Victorian drawing room, which, in reality was what it amounted to...room was only £25 though !
     
  3. Please.....................continue.......to................describe.. the......sunburnt..pig...............ahhhhhhhhhhhhhshhhhhhhhhhiiiite too late
     
  4. out of intrest - if one wanted to review this documentary where would one find it?
     
  5. Phwaor... sounds like come of the Chavettes around Brian-tree... ehehehehe.... Saturday Gunk fests....
     
  6. Drain Sniffer,

    I've PM'd you the links. I don't want to start irritating people (ahem! Unintentionally 8) ) by posting links to risque material all over the joint.

    If you know where I can leave said links in an appropriate spot on the site, I will do.

    Cheers,
    Doug
     
  7. DH - much appreciated. It will certainly make a change from Corry
     
  8. It's only a documentary film, being screened at the Montreal film festival, and probably available in normal cinemas after that. Not as offensive as Al Gore's 'the inconvenient truth'. Probably

    www.9to5-themovie.com (NSFW for the mongs out there who didn't read the rest of the posts)
     
  9. Found a site last year referring to vintage erotica with all the old danish mags and movies of the 70s. Far better that anything produced today with real tits and hairy twats no pierced fannies etc. I even remembered the names of the models. At the time (80s) I was in SEE learning among other things calculus. Funny I can remember porn stars names but as for the calculus? I wouldn't know it if it bit me on the arse.
     
  10. I bet if you looked at some calculus you'd get a lob-on though. It's like Pavlov's dogs. My trigger comes from looking at 'Tess of the D'Urbevilles' :D
     
  11. Must try that tonight.
    :lol: