8yr old bride,58 yr old groom.WTF?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by vvaannmmaann, Dec 22, 2008.

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  1. Agree wholeheartedly with the line ..."at least wait till puberty...."

    they have less chance of splitting then................ :p

  2. Didnt know Gary Glitter had left our shores for the Middle East.
  3. The way the economy is going she will have depreciated more than a second-hand Merc by the time she has pubes ……………. Good move to get rid of her early!
  4. This is pushing things a bit,

    after all the Prophet Mohammed [ praise be his name ] didn't marry his favourite wife, Ayesha, until she was 9 and waited until she was 15 before ' deflowering' her.

    Still, the hubby has agreed to wait until she's 18 so that's nice.. as he's 58 now that's 68..he could be impotent, dead or otherwise rung out by then and she'll be off the hook , so to speak.. though, the downside of her being a ' widow ' at 18 is another matter.

    Damn, the complexities of Wahabi Islamic tradition..gives one a headache...

    as a PS: 8 grand doesn't seem a lot for her, he could have got twice that in Thailand and sold her to an American or European ' businessman ' and kept the 'internet broadcast rights '...
  5. See Islam is not a bad religion at all...................... unless you have your head shoved right up your arrse and have no respect for the worth of anything but some deity that does not exist.
    I think Im gonna convert, sounds a cool deal, you can pretty much do what you like and blame it on Allah's will. No wonder our churches are so empty, get down your mosque boys, seems it's like the pub with no beer or porn, however you can have loads of "wives" all who must do your bidding! Ace.
    Not really, come on do we civilised people,who most muslims consider themselves too have to uphold such archaic beliefs and traditions that are clearly immoral. I would go down ladbrokes now that this happens over here (if not already) very soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. Is he still allowed to smash her in the ARRSE???!
  7. Are we talking now or when she is 18?

    My guess is he will want a bit of down payment and as anal does not count she will be getting the good news a lot sooner than 18 :twisted:
  8. msr

    msr LE

    And remind me why we are propping up this wonderful and enlightened culture in Afghanistan....