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8ft diameter arse!


War Hero
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Early 70's at RAVC TC&D we had a NAAFI manageress with similar proportions, affectionately known by all as 'the ambling alp' . nice lady but Christ did she stink.
'It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it’s not really.

I might have a breakfast of two eggs with sausage and bacon and a handful of potatoes. Lunch is fried fish and French fries, but dinner’s my big meal,' she confesses.

'I like to make barbecue chicken with rice or mash. I have a big portion – but I’m not greedy. I snack on peanuts, granola bars and crisps.'
Delusional & in denial.

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