8ft diameter arse!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunnoficarus, Jan 20, 2013.

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  1. Who had the pleasure of measuring her..........sick bucket....now!
  2. She only realises she's given birth when one of her haemorrhoids starts crying.
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  3. What's she been eating, cement?
  4. At least when asked "does my bum look big in this?" you could always answer honestly without worrying about the potential side-effects.
  5. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    Early 70's at RAVC TC&D we had a NAAFI manageress with similar proportions, affectionately known by all as 'the ambling alp' . nice lady but Christ did she stink.
  6. Does she know what an hourglass looks like? :?
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  7. Of course she does- it's a glass that takes an hour to walk around.
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  8. 8ft diameter arse.

    It's not the diameter, it's the circumference.
    It's circumference is pie arse squared.
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  9. It'd be like humping a bouncy castle.
  10. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    The runner up?

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  11. Makes my arse look small
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  12. Pi x 2r or Pi x D

    Or Pie x 2 arses

    Maths biff
  13. I've seen WRAC's in lightweights which would give her a run for her money