8ft diameter arse!

#3
Who had the pleasure of measuring her..........sick bucket....now!
 
#4
She only realises she's given birth when one of her haemorrhoids starts crying.
 
#6
At least when asked "does my bum look big in this?" you could always answer honestly without worrying about the potential side-effects.
 

CplFoodspoiler

War Hero
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#7
Early 70's at RAVC TC&D we had a NAAFI manageress with similar proportions, affectionately known by all as 'the ambling alp' . nice lady but Christ did she stink.
 
#10
8ft diameter arse.

It's not the diameter, it's the circumference.
It's circumference is pie arse squared.
 
#14
8ft diameter arse.

It's not the diameter, it's the circumference.
It's circumference is pie arse squared.
Pi x 2r or Pi x D

Or Pie x 2 arses

Maths biff
 
#17
'It sounds like a lot to have 3,000 calories, but for someone my size, it’s not really.

I might have a breakfast of two eggs with sausage and bacon and a handful of potatoes. Lunch is fried fish and French fries, but dinner’s my big meal,' she confesses.

'I like to make barbecue chicken with rice or mash. I have a big portion – but I’m not greedy. I snack on peanuts, granola bars and crisps.'
Delusional & in denial.
 

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