80's Fancy Dress

#2
FF it depends on the expected outcome of the evening, If you are going home with "Her in door's" a pissed matriss or your John Lennon will do....however if you are out to score my success outfits are:

Viking.....you get to molest women all night and get away with it......then the one who molests you back..hey presto back to hers for coffee and sex...!!

A Black or Red little number (ex RM) birds will try and make you up and allsorts....for effect wear a birds sexy thong... you nads hang out one side and your meat the other...I have never failed with that one either....but leave early in the morning as people give you strange looks as you are doing the walk of shame..!!
 
#4
You've got loads to choose from:

Music:
Adam Ant
Michael Jackson

Movies:
Back to the Future
Beverly Hills Cop
Bill and Ted
Indiana Jones
Risky Business
Scarface
The Karate Kid
Top Gun

TV:
Knight Rider
Magnum PI
Only Fools and Horses
The A-Team
The Young Ones

Cartoons:
Dangermouse
Smurfs
ThunderCats
 

JINGO

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#5
I once went to one as Michael Hutchence, long black wig, white shirt, jeans and a belt round my neck. Somebody eventually got it.
 
#6
I went to a fancy dress party in my shreddies once, a bird answered the the door and said "what have you come as" I said premature ejaculation! eh she said.........I ve come in my pants....!!
 
#9
Viking.....you get to molest women all night and get away with it......then the one who molests you back..hey presto back to hers for coffee and sex...!!
Do you know, I reckon that Gok Wan has been pulling a similar stunt for years. He makes out that he's as gay as Christmas knowing fine well that women will be more than happy to let him squeeze their tits... on TV, as well. It's foolproof. He's never once been slapped or arrested.

He's not gay. He's just very fly.
 
#13
Camp it up as the uber-poof George Michael from his Wham days.

The totty will love it and it's a fair bet you'll find the campness strangely familiar and reassuringly comfortable and eventually you'll discover find your inner gayness
 
#14
FFS Fat cav... dont say the C word... you know Jarrod is like a gay shark and can scent either Tom Daley or whimsical arsechat at one drop of camp in a million litres of man-ness.

He'll be over here like David Walliams to a swimming gala before you can say 'Hiya'...
It's alright mate, J is on his travels and will be out the loop for a while.

I predict he'll be back online soon, maybe once the restraining order kicks in

Tom Daley book signings - August 2012 - Penguin Books
 
#15
Wear your Red PT Vest, Blue shorts (why they were called "shorts" is beyond me) and black road slappers and go as Harold Abrahams out of "Chariots of Fire" which is topical now.
 
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#16
Wear your Red PT Vest, Blue shorts (why they were called "shorts" is beyond me) and black road slappers and go as Harold Abrahams out of "Chariots of Fire" which is topical now.
I have a picture from the 80's that pretty much fits that bill, need to scan it and such like but it is a such a classic I may well be tempted.
 

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