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8 Things Girls Should Say to Guys

1. I'm bored lets shave my pussy.
2. Are you sure you have had enough to drink.
3. That fart was great, do another.
4. Of course i swallow I love it.
5. No that fine you drink beer and watch porn, I'll do the washing up.
6. Just for a change put it in my arrse.
7. How about you getting that girl from work to join us in bed.
8. Marriage no way

Sadly Carlsberg don't do girlfriends

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