8 Things Girls Should Say to Guys

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Chimp, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. 1. I'm bored lets shave my pussy.
    2. Are you sure you have had enough to drink.
    3. That fart was great, do another.
    4. Of course i swallow I love it.
    5. No that fine you drink beer and watch porn, I'll do the washing up.
    6. Just for a change put it in my arrse.
    7. How about you getting that girl from work to join us in bed.
    8. Marriage no way

    Sadly Carlsberg don't do girlfriends
  2. I want one!!
  3. Where!!!????