70 year old gives birth

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  1. Granny mum

    Bet these didn't take long to get out.
  2. How long did it take to get them in though?? :twisted:

    Frankly this is self-indulgence of the worst kind. The children should be put up for adoption and the mother shipped off to Zurich for euthanasia. WTF was she thinking?
  3. I was not there that night and I did not drink shed loads of alcohol before she could take advantage of me, so you can't blame me for this one :)

    Besides, I couldn't drink that much.... or could I?
  4. She must have fanny flaps like two deflated hot air balloons.
  5. He must have been fed up wanking after the goat had died. I suppose each of us has our breaking point.
  6. She said she's "looking foward to attending their university graduation..."
  7. If the old boy sold his buffaloes and got a credit card loan to finance a male heir, wtf is the poor little git going to inherit?
  8. Promised that I would pull out, oh well sh1t happens.
  9. What in a fucking urn?