7 Ways to tell you are a Mong.............

#1
1. You are still in the Army after 6 years.

2. You refer to undesirable items/people as 'Bogging/Leaping/Minging'

3. You ask for your Coffee 'NATO'

4. You call Sweets 'STICKIES'

5. You wear desert wellies and ron hills down the pub

6. You try and keep in step with your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend whatever when you walk down the street.

7. You call egg sandwiches Egg BANJOES causing civvy greasy spoon owners to laugh at your mong-ness

:oops:
 
#2
I'm sorry , were you loosing the battle in the "6 years" posting.

Were those nasty people bothering you.Awwww
 
#3
Oh and a P.S.

Boggin and Mingin are actually irish slang. And civvy people use that language all the time.



MONG!
 
#7
IrishDoris said:
I'm sorry , were you loosing the battle in the "6 years" posting.

Were those nasty people bothering you.Awwww
To be honest I was tiring at the utter 'Mong-ness' of some of the posts.

If this is the standard of todays British Army Soldier, I will sleep soundly knowing our country is in such capable hands.

*Heavy Sarcasm*
 
#8
Yep, got all 7 Im a Mong Yippee. What’s my prize?
F**king large pension, from the day Im out.
Thank you very much HMG
 
#9
This is a wind up. Come on, which of you guys is at it now??? This isn't credible. 54Sqn ? Crack ambulance drivers getting filled in by 656 Sig Tp? Please. Now come on which one of you is it??
 
#10
OI 54SQN IM ME A FECKIN DARE YOU YOU TIT.
TAKE YOUR CIVVY ARSE OFF TO BED WHILE WE ALL PROTECT YOUR SOORY ASS
 
#11
54sqnrct said:
IrishDoris said:
I'm sorry , were you loosing the battle in the "6 years" posting.

Were those nasty people bothering you.Awwww
To be honest I was tiring at the utter 'Mong-ness' of some of the posts.

If this is the standard of todays British Army Soldier, I will sleep soundly knowing our country is in such capable hands.

*Heavy Sarcasm*

I've said it before and i'll say it again

Jealous? :wink:

Can anyone say 'dishonourable discharge'?
 
#12
Dnot forget to shut the door on the way out ,oh and take your teddy with you .
You pathetic child you are in no postion to slag anyone off .You have no substance to your arguements
you dont read what anybody else has posted .You have proved that in actual fact you are the mong .
At least you could of made up a job and a super salary with loads of perks . Dont make me laugh
you civvy loser !!!
 
#13
tipps said:
OI 54SQN IM ME A FECKIN DARE YOU YOU TIT.
TAKE YOUR CIVVY ARSE OFF TO BED WHILE WE ALL PROTECT YOUR SOORY ASS
Sorry 'Tipps' I only speak english.

If you want to verbally abuse me could you run your spellchecker first?????


Or better still get someone intelligent to do it...........
 
#14
paveway_3 said:
Dnot forget to shut the door on the way out ,oh and take your teddy with you .
You pathetic child you are in no postion to slag anyone off .You have no substance to your arguements
you dont read what anybody else has posted .You have proved that in actual fact you are the mong .
At least you could of made up a job and a super salary with loads of perks . Dont make me laugh
you civvy loser !!!
Now why would I lie and say I'm director general of the BBC on 250K a year or something????

No point in waffling.....


I'll leave that to the Squaddies :wink:
 
#15
Chopper.
 
#16
You looser not taking up a perfectly good offer for a one on one.
don't forget to visit me with your wipeboard and try and sell me your companies wares.Oh and i like M&S sandwhiches cos you reps provide the lunch as well.
 
#17
i have a question, is you are so against us squaddies and callling anyone a mong who is in over 6 years...

WHY THE FCUK DID YOU COME ON THIS SITE AND GIVE YOURSELF A NICKNAME LIKE THAT ?

Eh? RCT boy

oh and by the way , it's RLC



HA!
 
#18
Why call yourself 54 Sqn. If you dislike squaddies so much
a. Why call yourself after an old unit
b.And then surf on in here and start attmpting to hand it out?

And BTW there are bigger and better than you on here. Hang around becaue I've got a funny feeling you're going to find out.

I don't suppose you've got any Paracetamol in your sales pack?
 
#19
Has the tit gone again?????.

who needs spell checker you bottled a one on one and i think you got the jist didn't you.

Question:- did mummy not hold you enough as a child. or did daddy hold you too tight.

i have many friends that were RCT and now RLC and it is a good job you didn't last long because you would have been the sqn bitch with your attitude.

hopefully your off the reserve list cos if you aint watch your back.
 
#20
i bet he's on the gallery in civvies or the classifieds "looking for love" lol
 

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