7 Ways to tell you are a Mong.............

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by 54sqnrct, Jan 1, 2006.

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  1. 1. You are still in the Army after 6 years.

    2. You refer to undesirable items/people as 'Bogging/Leaping/Minging'

    3. You ask for your Coffee 'NATO'

    4. You call Sweets 'STICKIES'

    5. You wear desert wellies and ron hills down the pub

    6. You try and keep in step with your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend whatever when you walk down the street.

    7. You call egg sandwiches Egg BANJOES causing civvy greasy spoon owners to laugh at your mong-ness

    :oops:
     
  2. I'm sorry , were you loosing the battle in the "6 years" posting.

    Were those nasty people bothering you.Awwww
     
  3. Oh and a P.S.

    Boggin and Mingin are actually irish slang. And civvy people use that language all the time.



    MONG!
     
  4. 54sqnRCT, you barely completed training so I dont think you have earned the right to slag squaddies off.
     
  5. 54sqnrct
    You are a KNOB
     
  6. Awwwww bless , the poor lad .
     
  7. To be honest I was tiring at the utter 'Mong-ness' of some of the posts.

    If this is the standard of todays British Army Soldier, I will sleep soundly knowing our country is in such capable hands.

    *Heavy Sarcasm*
     
  8. Yep, got all 7 Im a Mong Yippee. What’s my prize?
    F**king large pension, from the day Im out.
    Thank you very much HMG
     
  9. This is a wind up. Come on, which of you guys is at it now??? This isn't credible. 54Sqn ? Crack ambulance drivers getting filled in by 656 Sig Tp? Please. Now come on which one of you is it??
     
  10. OI 54SQN IM ME A FECKIN DARE YOU YOU TIT.
    TAKE YOUR CIVVY ARSE OFF TO BED WHILE WE ALL PROTECT YOUR SOORY ASS
     

  11. I've said it before and i'll say it again

    Jealous? :wink:

    Can anyone say 'dishonourable discharge'?
     
  12. Dnot forget to shut the door on the way out ,oh and take your teddy with you .
    You pathetic child you are in no postion to slag anyone off .You have no substance to your arguements
    you dont read what anybody else has posted .You have proved that in actual fact you are the mong .
    At least you could of made up a job and a super salary with loads of perks . Dont make me laugh
    you civvy loser !!!
     
  13. Sorry 'Tipps' I only speak english.

    If you want to verbally abuse me could you run your spellchecker first?????


    Or better still get someone intelligent to do it...........
     
  14. Now why would I lie and say I'm director general of the BBC on 250K a year or something????

    No point in waffling.....


    I'll leave that to the Squaddies :wink:
     
  15. Chopper.