6mths to go

#1
A COY Comd here has, regrettably, been told he has 6 mths to live due to pancreatic cancer. He's the type of bloke that puts a public brave face on his situation and seems to have accepted his fate. He has already organised a massive p iss up prior to his due date.
So how would you spend your last days before stepping off the LD?


Have not done a search, so if already done my apologies.
 
#2
I'd go to a casino, after selling all I possess, and bet on black. I'd have a great last 6 months, or a skint one :)
 
#3
It really saddens me when i hear a story like this, i know the enevitable happens to all of us in many different ways but it pisses me of when you get chavs running round smoking 50 a day, drinking into oblivion and taking god only knows what kind mixtures of drugs and getting away with it. then you get good honest hard working soldiers that get told they have six months. :( I hope he does what he can in his time left and enjoys it thoroughly. I personaly would load my yaht up with as many supplies as i could and simply sail into the sunset. Im happiest when i feel free.
 
#5
Same thing happening to mate of mine. It's very sad to see him looking like a concentration camp victim.

Think I'd go out and do all those bad things you'd get locked up for whilst trying not to get caught. No doubt I'd get better and thne be locked up....
 
#6
I guess I would quit worrying about the humdrum that tends to trap us and stops us looking at the really important stuff. Spend 6 months making sure everyone who mattered to me knew how much I cared about them and do the stuff I always wanted to do but put off because of normal/work life.

Oh yeah, a shitload of parties!
 
#7
azahpm said:
It really saddens me when i hear a story like this, i know the enevitable happens to all of us in many different ways but it pisses me of when you get chavs running round smoking 50 a day, drinking into oblivion and taking god only knows what kind mixtures of drugs and getting away with it. then you get good honest hard working soldiers that get told they have six months. :( I hope he does what he can in his time left and enjoys it thoroughly. I personaly would load my yaht up with as many supplies as i could and simply sail into the sunset. Im happiest when i feel free.
Feck knows what a pancreas is or does, we didn't bombard with those questions yet. He rang us with the news and the ins and outs for his piss up. It is saddening, and it certainly does bring home the mortality of ones self and what we do to our bodies. I hope I have the gumption he does if I was ever told this kind of news.
 

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#9
I'd go superhero vigilante, get myself a big kevlar suit and and obscenely huge motor loaded with weapons of major death and destruction, and wade in. Got to be better than wasting away.

Obviously this would all be after the parties and shagging. If I could handle the situation as well as this guy, I'd feel duty-bound to create as many b*stard children as possible to carry on what must be a pretty solid set of genetics - and then I'd give them some stories to tell.
 

ugly

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#10
down_under said:
A COY Comd here has, regrettably, been told he has 6 mths to live due to pancreatic cancer. He's the type of bloke that puts a public brave face on his situation and seems to have accepted his fate. He has already organised a massive p iss up prior to his due date.
So how would you spend your last days before stepping off the LD?


Have not done a search, so if already done my apologies.
My first TA OC had something similar, they let him die in the job as it were, he'd enough time in and it was a fair way to go but I was surprised as the amount he had drank his liver etc should have been preserved!
 
#11
When I was growing up, the lady that lived in a house across the street, was told she only had six months left. She then got all her stuff sorted, and then took out a MASSIVE loan, along with loads of Credit Cards, and spent her final six months, spending all the money she could!
 

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#12
BrunoNoMedals said:
I'd go superhero vigilante, get myself a big kevlar suit and and obscenely huge motor loaded with weapons of major death and destruction, and wade in. Got to be better than wasting away.

Obviously this would all be after the parties and shagging. If I could handle the situation as well as this guy, I'd feel duty-bound to create as many b*stard children as possible to carry on what must be a pretty solid set of genetics - and then I'd give them some stories to tell.
Same here. I would set up a roof top sniping position in Croydon town centre and bring down a rain of pain on all the chav scum that populate the area. I think we are long overdue a cull, natural selection appears to not be working too well at present.
 

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#13
Ravers said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
I'd go superhero vigilante, get myself a big kevlar suit and and obscenely huge motor loaded with weapons of major death and destruction, and wade in. Got to be better than wasting away.

Obviously this would all be after the parties and shagging. If I could handle the situation as well as this guy, I'd feel duty-bound to create as many b*stard children as possible to carry on what must be a pretty solid set of genetics - and then I'd give them some stories to tell.
Same here. I would set up a roof top sniping position in Croydon town centre and bring down a rain of pain on all the chav scum that populate the area. I think we are long overdue a cull, natural selection appears to not be working too well at present.
The double-edged sword that is modern medicine, and the curse of our current government. Ho hum.
 

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#15
azahpm said:
chavs running round smoking 50 a day, drinking into oblivion and taking god only knows what kind mixtures of drugs and getting away with it.
Hi. Word to yo Momma.

"Its a great day to die"
Oglala Sioux greeting to the dawn

"Live every day like it is your last"
Winston Churchill

"Dont put black polish on brown boots"
Me Dad
 
#17
I'm afraid I'd be extremely boring. I'd spend my last months with my wife and nippers making sure they knew just how much they meant to me and trying to sort out the finances as best I could. If I could sneak a few extra life policies under the wire I would - what're they gonna do? Lock me up?

And I'd be trying hard as buggery to get out from under the death sentence, that's for sure! Macrobiotic rice, yoga, new drug trials, you name it I'd try it. Death's for poofs.
 

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#18
smartascarrots said:
Death's for poofs.
Like me dear old Nan used to say, "You cant win them all son, but let the cunts know they have been in a fight".

I do miss me Nan. She was a dab hand at the Macrame.
 
#19
So if you knew you were dying and went out and got every loan and credit card going, lived like a king for the last six months, bought presents for your loved ones and spunked away thousands of pounds of some banks money, what would they do after you croaked it?

Could they get it back from your nearest and dearest, or once you die does the debt die with you?
 
#20
jimnicebutdim said:
So if you knew you were dying and went out and got every loan and credit card going, lived like a king for the last six months, bought presents for your loved ones and spunked away thousands of pounds of some banks money, what would they do after you croaked it?

Could they get it back from your nearest and dearest, or once you die does the debt die with you?
Option A.

msr
 
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