Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 27, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Stopped on a quiet road last night for a bit of nookie with the missus. Copper came round the corner and caught us. he gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30.
  2. Good lad!
  3. Little lad says to his mum, "mum why am I black and you are white?" "oh, dont remind me" she says, "when I think back to that party you are lucky you dont bark"
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