6500 Members and No Coherent Thoughts

#1
So what's the scoop?.. Some kind of Work to Rule ? A designated " Do Nothing " Weekend? or just a rare confluence of Zodiacal signs that portend the whole of ARRSEland is to do nothing but sit around in their skivvies drinking warm beer and noshing hedgehog crisps...

I'm freakin' bored and was looking for insightful comment on world events..or, at least, a good laugh over racist, mysoginist, off-colour non-PC hyperbole and what do I get..?

Nothing.. nada..zip...WTF??

Has the UK shut down?...

Geez.. first jargon disappears now ARRSE gets bland and silent...

Guess its time to head out to the closest Firkin' Farthing and Feasant...for a few cold ones, stale peanuts and mindless sports drivel on the bar TV...

sigh...
 
#7
Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
Corporal said:
Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
If you're bored you could always get it on with your sister / mum / aunty and produce another "cousin"
Have a nice day now y'all :D
Rocketeer is Canadian, you git.
And the difference is what exactly?
Watch South Park - The movie for clues :roll:
 
#8
Hmmm, both inbred, both like the taste of their female relations, both like the same taste in lumberjack shirts, pick up trucks, fast food, blowing animals away with the man portable version of the Iraqi supergun, fast food................nope you've lost me. Any clues? :D
 
#12
Stupid BritGits.. No wonder you lost the Empire

Get it right

Americans say " Huh?"
Canadians say " Eh?"

Americans eat " Chitlins " and " Grits "
Canadians eat " Poutine " and " Maple Syrup"

Americans drink Yellow P*ss and call it " Beer "
Canadians call American beer " Yellow P*ss "

Americans spend more than the Gross National Product of the continent of Africa on their Military..
Canadians spend just a bit more than Luxembourg on their Military

Much of the World thinks America is run by an A**hole..
In Canada we'd have to strike a Royal Commission to find ours...
 
#13
As always, Canada is to America as Wales is to Britain. Semantics.

Just remind us who Canada really answers to? Remember, Canada is in between Cameroon and Cyprus in the Commonwealth.

Shut yer trap and know yer place, untermench servant of the Monarchy.

Stupid BritGits.. No wonder you lost the Empire

Get it right

Americans say " Huh?"
Canadians say " Eh?"
'Canadians still say "Your Majesty". And they still allow the French to have an opinion in their 'own' country.

Game set and match.
 
#14
The Lord Flasheart said:
As always, Canada is to America as Wales is to Britain. Semantics.

Just remind us who Canada really answers to? Remember, Canada is in between Cameroon and Cyprus in the Commonwealth.

Shut yer trap and know yer place, untermench servant of the Monarchy.

Stupid BritGits.. No wonder you lost the Empire

Get it right

Americans say " Huh?"
Canadians say " Eh?"
'Canadians still say "Your Majesty". And they still allow the French to have an opinion in their 'own' country.


Game set and match.
wrong, wrong, wrong The Lord Flasheart, apart from anything else many of the fighting Canadians have a Scots pedigree
 
#16
The only 'fighting Canadians' I've come across was outside 'Cadillacs' in Med hat. IMHO, not much of a fighting Canadian. More like a Hilda Ogden on speed. Even after giving their trouts a ring dhobie. :lol:
 
#17
hackle said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
As always, Canada is to America as Wales is to Britain. Semantics.

Just remind us who Canada really answers to? Remember, Canada is in between Cameroon and Cyprus in the Commonwealth.

Shut yer trap and know yer place, untermench servant of the Monarchy.

Stupid BritGits.. No wonder you lost the Empire

Get it right

Americans say " Huh?"
Canadians say " Eh?"


'Canadians still say "Your Majesty". And they still allow the French to have an opinion in their 'own' country.


Game set and match.
wrong, wrong, wrong The Lord Flasheart, apart from anything else many of the fighting Canadians have a Scots pedigree
CANADIANS can bore at olympic standard as a matter of routine.Engage one in conversation and for the next 3 hours you'll be listening to what they did at PETAWAWA and how their staff work is so similar but subtly different to ours(while they twitch)

SCOTS PEDIGREE We're glad to have exported the c*nts

Ask them about "the FIRST NATIONS"-always good for a laugh :twisted:
 
#18
firestarter said:
hackle said:
The Lord Flasheart said:
As always, Canada is to America as Wales is to Britain. Semantics.

Just remind us who Canada really answers to? Remember, Canada is in between Cameroon and Cyprus in the Commonwealth.

Shut yer trap and know yer place, untermench servant of the Monarchy.

Stupid BritGits.. No wonder you lost the Empire

Get it right

Americans say " Huh?"
Canadians say " Eh?"


'Canadians still say "Your Majesty". And they still allow the French to have an opinion in their 'own' country.


Game set and match.
wrong, wrong, wrong The Lord Flasheart, apart from anything else many of the fighting Canadians have a Scots pedigree
CANADIANS can bore at olympic standard as a matter of routine.Engage one in conversation and for the next 3 hours you'll be listening to what they did at PETAWAWA and how their staff work is so similar but subtly different to ours(while they twitch)

SCOTS PEDIGREE We're glad to have exported the c*nts

Ask them about "the FIRST NATIONS"-always good for a laugh :twisted:
Canadian military can be a bit grim, that "Canadian combat tramp 95" green kit was not inspiring, HOWEVER, bollox to "exporting the c*nts" most of those guys are quite rightly commemorated on war memorials on both sides of the cold N Atlantic.
 
#19
Thank you for that, Hackle..

We may not be at thetop of the food chain, militarily.. but..we do our bit.. Canada , afterall.. holds the record for the longest shot by a sniper..justly recognized by all and sundry [particularly the Yanks ] in Afghanistan..

And..our ' bad boys' , the JTF2, can hold their own against any SAS or so-called American equivilent...mean sonza b!ches.. everyone of them..[ sniff ]...probably has to do with the fact that they have to make a go of it with only a $ 1.95 per year from the guvmint coffers...
 
#20
the JTF2, can hold their own against any SAS or so-called American equivilent...
Just who the fcuk are JTF2??? Clearly in the top ten world SF teams.

A quick google search comes up with the following;

http://www.specwarnet.com/sf.htm

They are either really secret or total bollox.

Are they some sort of ice hockey insertion team wearing flannel shirts, skin tight jeans and a mullet that could take out a subversive Bryan Adams fan club suicide squad at twenty paces?

Note to Credenhill;

Blades, watch out for glass jawed, pickup driving yankee looky likies who have Shania Twain CD's as a primary weapon and a back up of Avril Lavigne stormtroopers. Threat scalar; Amputee dwarves driving Austin Allegros. Break out the Celine Dion anti matter weapon.

BTW, the American equivelent is our own MPGS. I know more qualified RLC dvrs, with more useful combat experience than your average 'US SF'.
 

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