62 million complete and utter b*****ds

#1
La Clarkson is displeased in the DT Jeremy Clarkson: Britain is a nation of 62 million complete and utter b*****ds
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He added: "Britain is a nation of 62 million complete and utter b*****ds. We are the country that invented the concentration camp, and international slavery.


"Hanging, drawing, quartering: that was us too. And who was it that sent the White Russians home to be slaughtered by Stalin? Yup. Us.

"Outwardly, we hated communist Russia; inwardly, it's what 95 per cent of the country wants .
"Bankers, Estate Agents, Politicians, Journalists. Anyone in a suit is basically evil and must, after they've been sacked, go to prison.

"Anyone in a donkey jacket? They're basically good and must have a plasma television immediately."
His dog died, twitterers were less than sympathetic with the big tart.
 
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He's also not that good at history.
 

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Actually I think you'll find it's 61,999,999 complete and utter bastards. I'm actually really nice.
 
#4
Talk about cnuts who can dish it out, but can't take it. I just wish the comments were funnier. (Although "How does she smell" made the corners of my mouth turn up.)
 
#6
Now if it had been James May's dog I'd have been sympathetic. Poor soul is obviously a friendless loser.
 
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He really is a massive **** pedalling a very tired tv show and raking in 3 million a year - I wish he'd **** off.
 
#9
Well past his sell by date but good while he lasted and the cheers from when he twatted Piers Morgan are still echoing around my house.
 
#11
He's either going to off himself or die of lung cancer within the next 5 years I'd say.
A bit hopeful I'd say, cnuts like him tend to go on and on and on until you wish that you were dead. Give me half a chance I'd do him in tomorrow for a couple of pints and a pack of pork scratchings.
 
#13
I've always been quite fond of him, although this does leave me thinking he's a bit of a cnut.
 
#14
Exactly whats wrong with putting most journos bankers politicos and estate agents in jail?
Sounds like a plan to me :)
 

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Funny isn't it. Only a few years ago half this site were shouting "JEREMY CLARKSON FOR PM!!"


You are a fickle bunch.... (Although, to be fair, he can act a bit of a twat sometimes. I still like him though)
 
#16
He put the news on twitter and got upset when people couldn't give a stuff? Never seems to worry him upsetting other people, I believe that Mexico is declaring a national holiday, the green party is holding a seminar on the best way to recyc;e a dead dog, and Korean chef Pat Kim has created the dish 'Chien a la mode Clarkson' in the mutt's memory.
 
#17
A bit hopeful I'd say, cnuts like him tend to go on and on and on until you wish that you were dead. Give me half a chance I'd do him in tomorrow for a couple of pints and a pack of pork scratchings.
Any particular beer? Or would a couple of cans of cheap Tesco's own brand lager do you? Im not sure about the pork scratchings though..... You might be setting your price too high.
 
#18
Doesn't change my view of him, I still think he's a good bloke.
 
#19
Doesn't change my view of him, I still think he's a good bloke.
I notice your post has the ugly bird from Mature Dating on it, coincidence? You be the judge
 

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