6 weeks pokie for shave foam stunt.

#3
I lay odds that his "fame and fortune" will never materialise. A talentless w*nker. His stage name says it all really.
Remember that pr*ck in a dress and beard at some Royal event a few years ago who was a performing artist or similar? His subsequent fabulously successful career? Precisely.
 
#4
And not only that he will go home with memories of endless supplies of black nob; be an accomplished picket pocker, have advanced burglary skills and know his rights inside out. And before anyone tells me that he will not be in long enough, I say knackers, it's long enough for him to qualify for a couple of NVQ's at least.

Incidentally, a fellow of my acquaintance in UK served some years for attempted murder. It was a fair cop and he did his time, albeit in a max security prison along with some very interesting dregs of society. He tells me that he learned a lot whilst in prison.

Anyway.

Fast forward to last year when he got stopped for an alleged driving offence (remember that serious offenders are released on licence). Plod checked his licence etc and came back and asked casually "what were you last in prison for?"

Attempted murder

Gasp!

Another three police cars turned up to help the first crew issue a speeding ticket.

Nee naw nee naw nee naw...............
 
#9
I know a lot of people on here have a very worrying obsession with male on male rape, but does it ever actually happen? I mean more than once in a blue moon?

Going from the fantasies of some on here the entire British prison system seems to be one massive bout of never ending homosexual rape.
 
#10
Or, alternatively, you can ram a police car sending a copper flying through the air and get a mere 4 weeks in pokey for that as part of your 18 month sentence for a string of motoring offences and having a previous record of 52 offences.
 
#12
Or, alternatively, you can ram a police car sending a copper flying through the air and get a mere 4 weeks in pokey for that as part of your 18 month sentence for a string of motoring offences and having a previous record of 52 offences.
If course, if UK plod manned up and carried guns as a matter of course, they could have given a life sentence for his little stunt.
 
#13
Or, alternatively, you can ram a police car sending a copper flying through the air and get a mere 4 weeks in pokey for that as part of your 18 month sentence for a string of motoring offences and having a previous record of 52 offences.
Embarrassing plod and various other 'security' services, always deserves a much harder sentence.
 
#14
I know a lot of people on here have a very worrying obsession with male on male rape, but does it ever actually happen? I mean more than once in a blue moon?

Going from the fantasies of some on here the entire British prison system seems to be one massive bout of never ending homosexual rape.
The sort of thing you masturbate over?
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
Chuck him in with Charlie Gilmour

They can sit and whine together all night long
 
#16
I know a lot of people on here have a very worrying obsession with male on male rape, but does it ever actually happen? I mean more than once in a blue moon?

Going from the fantasies of some on here the entire British prison system seems to be one massive bout of never ending homosexual rape.
A bloke I knew in Soest, a good mate, sadly then and unknowingly terminally ill with bowel cancer, was raped by a German pimp and three of his mates for sheltering his girlfriend, a more than reluctant whore aged 17.

So yes it happens and amongst criminals it's an expression of power.

I only heard about the rape much later, death bed stuff. It's not something you would broadcast.

Same pimp fired a gas pistol into a group of squaddies in the Burghof, a dive pub used by the Belgiques and a few Brits in Soest. He was looking for the same lad and lass and was told to get to ****. Sadly the CS didn't seem to have the desired effect on squaddies enured to it regularly by cold war NBC training. He left in an ambulance with multiple fractures having been soundly kicked. The landlord and even a couple of the Phlegms, who's wives did not much like being CS'd, joined in.

Something must have been left under his toaster, because his "bar" was gutted by a fire the very same night. It wasn't my piece of toast, I suspect the Burghof landlord was taking care of business.
 

Travelgall

LE
Kit Reviewer
#17
I doubt he's got much prestige for this stunt. The sight of Rupert Murdoch's 42 year old Chineese cracker laying into him hasn't awarded him too many Man points.
 
#18
What a fucked up country.

Leave your child to die in a car during a heat wave = no jail time
Beat an OAP nearly to death to steal a couple of quied = no jail time
(you can add other examples your self)

Fail to hit a man in the face with shaving foam = 6 weeks in jail.

The UK is totally fucked.
 

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