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  1. England's going to kick Irelands Ass wat do think?
  2. Apart from thinking you're an illiterate mongchild, I think you're very wrong.

    It'll be a very very close game and do bear in mind that Ireland have beaten England for 3 years on the trot now.

    It's getting frankly boring now :D
  3. Thats y england r going to kick ass
  4. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    If little Jonny plays, then its 50/50

    If he doesn't watch O'Driscoll and D'Arcy cause havoc.

    Either way I will be happy in a pub in Marlborough cheering the beer!
  5. I shall be letching over Welsh slappers in Walkabouts/Dempseys in Cardiff if anyone cares to join me :D
  6. So were are people watching the rugby 2morrow. I am probally going to the Walkabout down at pompy!
  7. Send me a pic of you so I can get some matelots to kick your cunt in.
  8. mate have to warn you i am about 10ft tall, arms like trees and i am an ethnic minority. so if they touch me i will have them. lol not really i am a skinney little white boy
  9. Goodness that's a surprise, although not sure how you'll get your work done in time to be able to watch the match :lick:
  10. It's all about priorities TL. When one is faced with the prospect of having to have 3000 words done by Tuesday on a throbbing subject or face the delights of several thousand drunken welsh slappers in Cardiff, command decisions have to be made in the heat of the moment.

    I have chosen my path and along it are several red glittery cowboy hats...

    Route Slapper it is.