I see on the news there are kids being born in Faluja with 6 fingers on each hand as a result of chemicals used by the American military during the conflict. I feel for these poor blighters, after all, it's hardly their fault! I have a mate who runs a farm and is always on the lookout for workers to help pick his brussel sprouts, I think I'll bell him tonight. Also, my banjo could do with re-tuning. Anyone else out there want to help?