6 fingered kids in Faluja

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  1. :( I see on the news there are kids being born in Faluja with 6 fingers on each hand as a result of chemicals used by the American military during the conflict. I feel for these poor blighters, after all, it's hardly their fault!
    I have a mate who runs a farm and is always on the lookout for workers to help pick his brussel sprouts, I think I'll bell him tonight. Also, my banjo could do with re-tuning. Anyone else out there want to help?
     
  2. This is the first time I was aware that the residents of Winterslow had moved to Iraq........... 8O
     
  3. Pity most places are decimal, would have been ok here here when we used imperial measurements
     
  4. I thought this was the title to a slightly questionable Enid Blyton novel?

    Coat...
     
  5. More to do with inbreeding than chemicals I'd wager. Twin the place with wales and damn their three eyes!
     
  6. Exactly Big Red. There were no six fingered kids in Faluja until the place was garrisoned by the Alabama National Guard.
     
  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I thought this was about six kids who got............

    Never mind.
     
  8. Does Jordan know?

    Reckon she could take six fingers........



    And yes, I would!
     
  9. Quality - LOL! :D
     
  10. Sorry, I though this thread was about the pilgrims from the Ardrossan-Salcoats enclave.


    It's OK, I'll get my coat and wait outside...
     
  11. Fecking civil servants get everywhere nowadays.
     
  12. and thats why they can count so fast too.
     
  13. thers more to this than meets the eye.
    maybe one of the yanks stray bombs hit the wmd hiden stock pile
     
  14. whats the difference between jordan and a kit kat ?

    you only get four fingers in a kit kat !!

    closes door as he leaves thread in shame ......
     
  15. I thought the same........ Damn I thought it was confessions all round 8O