6 fingered kids in Faluja

#1
:( I see on the news there are kids being born in Faluja with 6 fingers on each hand as a result of chemicals used by the American military during the conflict. I feel for these poor blighters, after all, it's hardly their fault!
I have a mate who runs a farm and is always on the lookout for workers to help pick his brussel sprouts, I think I'll bell him tonight. Also, my banjo could do with re-tuning. Anyone else out there want to help?
 
#2
This is the first time I was aware that the residents of Winterslow had moved to Iraq........... 8O
 
#3
Pity most places are decimal, would have been ok here here when we used imperial measurements
 
#4
I thought this was the title to a slightly questionable Enid Blyton novel?

Coat...
 
#5
More to do with inbreeding than chemicals I'd wager. Twin the place with wales and damn their three eyes!
 
#6
big_red said:
Also, my banjo could do with re-tuning. Anyone else out there want to help?
Exactly Big Red. There were no six fingered kids in Faluja until the place was garrisoned by the Alabama National Guard.
 

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#7
I thought this was about six kids who got............

Never mind.
 
#8
Does Jordan know?

Reckon she could take six fingers........



And yes, I would!
 
#9
redduke748 said:
I thought this was the title to a slightly questionable Enid Blyton novel?

Coat...
Quality - LOL! :D
 
#10
Sorry, I though this thread was about the pilgrims from the Ardrossan-Salcoats enclave.


It's OK, I'll get my coat and wait outside...
 
#11
Fecking civil servants get everywhere nowadays.
 
#14
mucus2 said:
Does Jordan know?

Reckon she could take six fingers........



And yes, I would!
whats the difference between jordan and a kit kat ?

you only get four fingers in a kit kat !!

closes door as he leaves thread in shame ......
 

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#18
Speaking of Jordan. Range Rover phoned her up the other day to find out what flavour rear windows she wanted in her new motor.
 
#19
6-fingers? Teaching the guitar there would be a bloody nightmare.
 
#20
What chemicals would the Yanks have realeased?

Could some of these mutants not be caused perhaps by lack of nutrients in their diet?

Wasn't there a case where children started being born with tails? Basically an overdeveloped cocx caused by lack of vits and mins.... it was perfectly fine. Unless they started spitting fire.
 

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