6,666. Number of the SuperBeast

Daddy is watching. And taking notes

  • **** off you CivPop ****** I ******* hate you

    Votes: 3 12.0%
  • PM me, yah? Then marry me.

    Votes: 2 8.0%
  • Bad CO was snuffed in Amsterdam. We need answers

    Votes: 1 4.0%
  • Has anyone asked Good CO about Bad CO's death?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Boiled eggs. Boiled eggs is the future

    Votes: 12 48.0%
  • Can we have a forum about carpet cleaning?

    Votes: 7 28.0%

  • Total voters
    25

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#1
Hello my little chickadees. As you will be aware from the ARRSE Insiders Newsletter, this is my 6,666th post. The Number of the Beast. But times ten. Which, unless my advisers have got it wrong, makes me the SUPER-BEAST.

Calm down. I have no interest in your fat women or your pathetic accumulation of cash. This is not about you.

This is about me. So vote now.
 

Fugly

ADC
DirtyBAT
#2
Hello my little chickadees. As you will be aware from the ARRSE Insiders Newsletter, this is my 6,666th post. The Number of the Beast. But times ten. Which, unless my advisers have got it wrong, makes me the SUPER-BEAST.

Calm down. I have no interest in your fat women or your pathetic accumulation of cash. This is not about you.

This is about me. So vote now.
I vote that your maths is shit.
 
#7
Fuck off you CivPop wanker I fucking hate you = My vote.

You have an ootside netty, that is all.
 
#9
I was born 16966 - one digit saved humanity.
 
#10

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#11
Fucks sakes. I was hoping for something about the Loveliness that is Me. Because at the end of the day, I am fairly fucking lovely.
 
#12
Christ he's been on the fucking silver polish again.
 
#14
I voted for a carpet forum as I need to know how to get baby oil and shit stains out of the carpet before the wife comes home.
 
#16
Fucks sakes. I was hoping for something about the Loveliness that is Me. Because at the end of the day, I am fairly fucking lovely.
Well, the female baboon is quite attractive - to a male baboon.

And crocodiles think a crocodile of the opposite sex is quite endearing at times.

And bears find the BO of other bears quite compelling

No doubt someone ( besides yourself obviously) finds you "lovely" in some way.

Do not become too depressed. Something wonderful may be just around the next corner (but the odds are more likely that you will step in some dog crap - this world being what it is).
 
#17
#18
I voted for a carpet forum as I need to know how to get baby oil and shit stains out of the carpet before the wife comes home.
Walter Walkarpet has the answer to your problems but refuses to have anything to do with ex servicemen as they are always having a go at Walters.
 
#19
Fucks sakes. I was hoping for something about the Loveliness that is Me. Because at the end of the day, I am fairly fucking lovely.
That may be the case, oh Evil One, but what's your pos on the 1-1 at the Stadium of Shite on Sunday?
 

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