6,666. Number of the SuperBeast

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. **** off you CivPop ****** I ******* hate you

    3 vote(s)
  2. PM me, yah? Then marry me.

    2 vote(s)
  3. Bad CO was snuffed in Amsterdam. We need answers

    1 vote(s)
  4. Has anyone asked Good CO about Bad CO's death?

    0 vote(s)
  5. Boiled eggs. Boiled eggs is the future

    12 vote(s)
  6. Can we have a forum about carpet cleaning?

    7 vote(s)
  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Hello my little chickadees. As you will be aware from the ARRSE Insiders Newsletter, this is my 6,666th post. The Number of the Beast. But times ten. Which, unless my advisers have got it wrong, makes me the SUPER-BEAST.

    Calm down. I have no interest in your fat women or your pathetic accumulation of cash. This is not about you.

    This is about me. So vote now.
  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    I vote that your maths is shit.
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  3. Seconded.
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Thanks for your input. Now, vote.
  5. Eggs, it's all about the eggs.
  6. No mention of sheds?
  7. Fuck off you CivPop wanker I fucking hate you = My vote.

    You have an ootside netty, that is all.
  8. I live at No. 664 - I'm the Neighbour of the Beast.
  9. I was born 16966 - one digit saved humanity.
  10. In which case that makes me "SUPER-BITCH"
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Fucks sakes. I was hoping for something about the Loveliness that is Me. Because at the end of the day, I am fairly fucking lovely.
  12. Christ he's been on the fucking silver polish again.
  13. My last 3 are 663 so I must be your neighbour
  14. HHH

    HHH LE

    I voted for a carpet forum as I need to know how to get baby oil and shit stains out of the carpet before the wife comes home.
  15. By my reckoning, you are ten times gross.