5a - outed

#1
It appears that good ol' 5A is a closet trainspotter.

I wondered why he chose 5A, now I know, it's the shed code for Crewe North MPD

http://www.davidheyscollection.com/userimages/0001-j-crompton-46235-2.jpg

I have a small Crimson Duffle Bag, 1x Tartan Flask(lukewarm Oxtail Soup) 2x Cheese

sandwiches(with turned up corners) and a Brown Quilted Anorak, free, if you want 'em.
 
#3
Ahh the joy of steam, when men were men and women fainted at the the mere mention of a shag...
 
#6
Ahh the joy of steam, when men were men and women fainted at the the mere mention of a shag...
Much better the smell emanating from a Stanier or Gresley Double Chimney than the smell emanating from a pair of unwashed Piss Flaps - What !
 
#7
Much better the smell emanating from a Stanier or Gresley Double Chimney than the smell emanating from a pair of unwashed Piss Flaps - What !
Ah but you forget that woody smell from the noble Hunslet shunting engine, or the sheer driving power behind a Q1...this is statring to get a little erotic, long trains, tunnels etc...I'll get me coat.
 
#8
Ah but you forget that woody smell from the noble Hunslet shunting engine, or the sheer driving power behind a Q1...this is statring to get a little erotic, long trains, tunnels etc...I'll get me coat.
Q1 - The Bella Emberg of Steam, fcuking ugly but quick at pulling you off!
 
#9
Where is The Iron Duke? He is a steam nut and is bound to post on here very soon if he is not too busy fantasizing about who he wants to shag. He must have settled his differences with the vicar.
 
#10
#11
Q1 - The Bella Emberg of Steam, fcuking ugly but quick at pulling you off!
Too right brother...but for the Grace Kelly of Steam look no further than the LMS Coronation Class fully streamlined.
 
#12
I eagerly await 5A's reply. I imagine it will be along the lines of...

Haha, what a tinker you are. You have got me bang to rights. You are in no way a cunt or a gibbering quim and I'd like to buy you a pint.
 
#13
If he is, he's never passed the Duchy, tight cnut!
That would be because that particular ditty was by Musical Youth!!

It feels slightly wrong to see FiveAlpha abbreviated with a lower case 'a' somehow!!
 
#14
Once had a wank in the Cab of 46237 'City of Bristol' in North's Roundhouse! - Semi, streamlined, what colour did you prefer?
 
#15
Too right brother...but for the Grace Kelly of Steam look no further than the LMS Coronation Class fully streamlined.
Sorry NN the Stanier designed Princess Royal Class were the most graceful locos ever built. See what I did then? But I think so anyway and its nothing to do with receiving a Hornby railway set with the Princess Royal as the loco as my first train set.
 
#16
That would be because that particular ditty was by Musical Youth!!

It feels slightly wrong to see FiveAlpha abbreviated with a lower case 'a' somehow!!
Apo-logies, my mistake!
 
#19
The only train I'm interested in involves me, a dozen of my mates and a crack whore.
 
#20
Not sure if this belongs in here or the Memories of Kenya thread but, 5A was the random callsign adopted in Kenya to describe the rather dark skinned locals. This was the result after we were royally bollocked for calling all and sundry 'black cunts' or plain old 'coons' especially on the range safety net after an abortive attempt to clear the impact area of natives.

It's now in widespread use throughout the regiment, Bde, and everyday life and can refer to any ethnicity especially the locker-headed Fijians and our F*C chums. Every day's a fucking learning day.
 

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