5a - outed

#7
Much better the smell emanating from a Stanier or Gresley Double Chimney than the smell emanating from a pair of unwashed Piss Flaps - What !
Ah but you forget that woody smell from the noble Hunslet shunting engine, or the sheer driving power behind a Q1...this is statring to get a little erotic, long trains, tunnels etc...I'll get me coat.
 
#8
Ah but you forget that woody smell from the noble Hunslet shunting engine, or the sheer driving power behind a Q1...this is statring to get a little erotic, long trains, tunnels etc...I'll get me coat.
Q1 - The Bella Emberg of Steam, fcuking ugly but quick at pulling you off!
 
#9
Where is The Iron Duke? He is a steam nut and is bound to post on here very soon if he is not too busy fantasizing about who he wants to shag. He must have settled his differences with the vicar.
 
#12
I eagerly await 5A's reply. I imagine it will be along the lines of...

Haha, what a tinker you are. You have got me bang to rights. You are in no way a cunt or a gibbering quim and I'd like to buy you a pint.
 
#15
Too right brother...but for the Grace Kelly of Steam look no further than the LMS Coronation Class fully streamlined.
Sorry NN the Stanier designed Princess Royal Class were the most graceful locos ever built. See what I did then? But I think so anyway and its nothing to do with receiving a Hornby railway set with the Princess Royal as the loco as my first train set.
 
#20
Not sure if this belongs in here or the Memories of Kenya thread but, 5A was the random callsign adopted in Kenya to describe the rather dark skinned locals. This was the result after we were royally bollocked for calling all and sundry 'black cunts' or plain old 'coons' especially on the range safety net after an abortive attempt to clear the impact area of natives.

It's now in widespread use throughout the regiment, Bde, and everyday life and can refer to any ethnicity especially the locker-headed Fijians and our F*C chums. Every day's a fucking learning day.
 

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