55 million quid anyone?

#1
Putting aside the almost impossible odds against winning,if your Euro Millions numbers came up....
What would you do with £55 million? After you've counted it all,obviously.
 
#3
vvaannmmaann said:
Putting aside the almost impossible odds against winning,if your Euro Millions numbers came up....
What would you do with £55 million? After you've counted it all,obviously.
I wouldn't spend a penny, I'd invest the lot. Even at a moddest 8% interest that would earn me £84,615.39 a week which should help me to scrape by.
 
#4
I'd buy Snail and treat her to a slap up meal with real KFS, and fizzy wine and a table cloth and 'mood' lighting.

Then, the next night it would be Kernopuss, then Padme and of course the wonderful Boots.

In fact, I'd treat every ARRSE maiden...

I'd also bung a couple of Mil in the Help them Out pot which would keep MDN happy (for a while).
 
#6
Roll in it naked while laughing hysterically and a team of perky blonde teenage fluffers stagged on on my engorged manhood.

For the rest of my life.
 
#7
#8
Apparently, the odds of winning are 76000000/1. Well, I suppose it's worth a £3, 2-liner. If I won it, I would probably give most of it away.
 
#10
Markintime said:
Bonzo_Dog said:
Apparently, the odds of winning are 76000000/1. Well, I suppose it's worth a £3, 2-liner. If I won it, I would probably give most of it away.
Hiya Bonzo, wanna be my pal? :lol:
Hey, if I did actually win it, I am under no illusion that I would have many more friends than I thought I had.
 
#11
Bonzo_Dog said:
Markintime said:
Bonzo_Dog said:
Apparently, the odds of winning are 76000000/1. Well, I suppose it's worth a £3, 2-liner. If I won it, I would probably give most of it away.
Hiya Bonzo, wanna be my pal? :lol:
Hey, if I did actually win it, I am under no illusion that I would have many more friends than I thought I had.
Yes but would they all look like this?
 

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