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53 Year age gap!!

#1
Eight-year-old boy 'weds' woman aged 61 to become one of world's youngest grooms
Babyfaced Sanele Masilela tied the knot with mum-of-five Helen Shabangum.
And the eight-year-old lad wed Helen Shabangum knowing that she was already MARRIED and that she has FIVE KIDS. Sanele, who is one of the world's youngest ever grooms, said he had been told by his dead ancestors to get hitched. And his family took the message very seriously - forking out £500 for the bride and a further £1,000 for the big day, which was organized in just two months.

Dressed in a bow tie and tiny silver suit, little Sanele, the youngest of five children, exchanged rings in front of 100 guests and even puckered up for a kiss. It's already shocked the community in Tshwane, South Africa but the family has defended the ceremony, saying it was just a ritual and not legally binding.

More @ Eight-year-old boy 'weds' woman aged 61 to become one of world's youngest grooms - Mirror Online
 
#2
stand down, it was just a ceremony to keep the ancestors happy.

Sanele and his bride did not sign a marriage certificate and do not have to live together.

Both have gone back to their normal lives.

Sanele today said he hoped he would have a proper wedding to a woman his own age when he was older.

He added: "I told my mother that I wanted to get married because I really did want to.

"I'm happy that I married Helen - but I will go to school and study hard.

"When I'm older I will marry a lady my own age."

Despite being old enough to be his grandmother, bride Helen, whose children are aged between 37 and 27, was happy with the arrangement.

Helen, who also works at a recycling centre, said: "I'm married and have five kids of my own, but I know that this is what the ancestors wanted - and now they are happy. It is a ritual. We are just playing now, but it is a sign that he will get married one day."
 
#3
Paedophile marries kid. I imagine there'll be outrage on some sites but the main concern should be gaffa-taping some clown shoes to his feet, for his own safety.
 
C

cloudbuster

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#6
Someone needs to take the young lad aside and show him what Mumsnet looks like.

Then hand him to Jarrod.
 
S

swampmonster

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#8
Er....What the Fucks that all about....?????


So its not and is but maybe, fuck its like A Campbelltown Wedding without the webbed feet =)
 

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