50th Birthday Card

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Hagar, Jun 11, 2007.

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  1. So - what do you write on a card doing the rounds at work for an ex Royal Engineers CSM who is just about to reach the big 50?

    Thoughts appreciated.
  2. I hear you are hitting 50...
    Is it your age, your IQ, or your waist measurement?
    Another day older, another day nearer the funny shaped box.
    Don't worry about being 50, you'll soon forget it.

    Actually, before you write anything, the big questions...

    How fast can he run? ....compared to you...
    How hard can he punch? ....ditto as above...
  3. Did point out on my Dad's 50th that he had been alive longer than he had left to live.
  4. "Hope it fcuking well hurts" usually goes down well. Unfortunately one bloke split his stitches when someone put it on a Get Well Soon card.
  5. Not sure about birthday greetings but my favourite Christmas Card si:


    Inside: Everyone else thinks you are a c*nt!