50 Shades of...

The 'Fifty shades' phenomenon is yet more proof that 'sexual equality' has nothing to do with actual 'equality'.

Women say porn is filthy, sick, depraved and demeaning to women. Unless of course it is written for them and doesn't have pictures, in which case it's fine.
 
Generate your own 50 Shades LINK
 
You be the judge:

"The plowing of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his pink tractor beam deep in my puckered brown eye. Inserting a barbie doll into my vaginal bacon buffet got me gushing spaff faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I can't wait to lap the steamin' semen from his cheese-crusted cock. The feeling of his penis pudding haemorrhaging down my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his clunger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio".

Best seller?
 

JoeCivvie

ADC
RIP
You be the judge:

"The plowing of my marmite motorway was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his pink tractor beam deep in my puckered brown eye. Inserting a barbie doll into my vaginal bacon buffet got me gushing spaff faster than greased shit off a shiny shovel. I can't wait to lap the steamin' semen from his cheese-crusted cock. The feeling of his penis pudding haemorrhaging down my throat got my pussy batter flowing quicker than snot off a whip. The seemingly never-ending streams of man fat emanating from his clunger soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio".

Best seller?
I'm felling randy and hungry in equal amounts - and my gusset is moist. I'd buy it and eat it.
 

Arnie013

Old-Salt
If any of you are on twitter, follow @50shadesofshit, much the same content as Bonny_Blue_balls post. Pretty forking funny!
 
"As I held her in my arms and ran my hands over her body I slipped my hand into her Ann Summers thong, she was wetter than a spastics chin.........." Potential???
 
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