50 Shades of grey.

phil245

LE
Book Reviewer
#1
no pleasing women...
having' a Barry White earlier I realised there was no bog roll left, :(
looking around I noticed me Mrs had left her 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' lying on the floor, so me being me I wiped me arse with that... job well done you might think...
anyway half hour later the mad bitch runs in on me as I'm trying to watch the footy screaming, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU....??? I'VE ONLY HAD THAT FUCKKIN' KINDLE A WEEK, YOU CNUT.
 

Bowmore_Assassin

MIA
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#6
no pleasing women...
having' a Barry White earlier I realised there was no bog roll left, :(
looking around I noticed me Mrs had left her 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' lying on the floor, so me being me I wiped me arse with that... job well done you might think...
anyway half hour later the mad bitch runs in on me as I'm trying to watch the footy screaming, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU....??? I'VE ONLY HAD THAT FUCKKIN' KINDLE A WEEK, YOU CNUT.
Hilarious. Not. About as good as Fifty Shades of (utter) Shite - the worst book I have read.

So, your utterly shite entry is double shite. Just saying like - and I am being polite.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#7
Yes actually. I've put around (conservatively) 20,000 rounds through various weapons ranging from .22 LR though .303, 7.62mm to .577 Nitro Express over the years.
Call Of Duty doesn't count.
 
#9
Call Of Duty doesn't count.
Nice try :) . I had 4 pistols on my FAC in the UK before they were confiscated by Blair in 97. I was moving out here at the time. so Fulton's at Bisley handled it for me.

I used to have a Dillon Single-turret reloading press in S.Africa, and reloaded all my own ammo while I lived there.
 
#10
So what? Just proves what a wannabe tit you are? Shooting guns for no reason and hanging round military websites in a lame attempt to join in.

Pathetic wanker.
 
#11
So what? Just proves what a wannabe tit you are? Shooting guns for no reason and hanging round military websites in a lame attempt to join in.

Pathetic wanker.
There are civvies on ARRSE - get over it, or ask your carer for more medication. Have you tried Lithium?

BTW, that really is your photo in your avatar, isn't it?
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#12
Because you'd fucking know what a weapon is.
Yes actually. I've put around (conservatively) 20,000 rounds through various weapons ranging from .22 LR though .303, 7.62mm to .577 Nitro Express over the years.
Nice try :) . I had 4 pistols on my FAC in the UK before they were confiscated by Blair in 97. I was moving out here at the time. so Fulton's at Bisley handled it for me.

I used to have a Dillon Single-turret reloading press in S.Africa, and reloaded all my own ammo while I lived there.
I would say that that constitutes a bite...
 
#13
I would say that that constitutes a bite...
I think you're right... anyway, don't worry - it's just 'The Guru', who fondly imagines himself to be The Sheriff of Arrse.

So what? Just proves what a wannabe tit you are? Shooting guns for no reason and hanging round military websites in a lame attempt to join in.

Pathetic wanker.
You really do log-on from the Home for the Bewildered, don't you?

"Shooting guns for no reason" - that would be called a 'hobby' and a 'sport' (and at night in downtown Jo'burg in the early 80's 'a fucking good idea'). Your hobby is obviously being a bit of a cock, but each to their own.

I know you've had this explained to you before, but as you're obviously hard of thinking I'll explain again. On the 'Home' page of ARRSE it says:
"The aim of ARRSE (in so far that it has one) is to provide a useful(ish), informative and amusing site for people with an interest in the British Army". Notice that it doesn't say serving and ex-forces types only?

I really am flattered by all the attention you lavish on me, so by all means please do carry on.
 
#15
I think you're right... anyway, don't worry - it's just 'The Guru', who fondly imagines himself to be The Sheriff of Arrse.



You really do log-on from the Home for the Bewildered, don't you?

"Shooting guns for no reason" - that would be called a 'hobby' and a 'sport' (and at night in downtown Jo'burg in the early 80's 'a fucking good idea'). Your hobby is obviously being a bit of a cock, but each to their own.

I know you've had this explained to you before, but as you're obviously hard of thinking I'll explain again. On the 'Home' page of ARRSE it says:
"The aim of ARRSE (in so far that it has one) is to provide a useful(ish), informative and amusing site for people with an interest in the British Army". Notice that it doesn't say serving and ex-forces types only?

I really am flattered by all the attention you lavish on me, so by all means please do carry on.
Don't flatter yourself. Anyone that shoots guns for a hobby is a weird cunt. Anyone who hangs round military sites when they're not in the military or married to one is a weird cunt. Your pathetic attempts to join in are cringeworthy.
 
#17
No, I just find it odd that after a long career that included handling weapons on a couple of occasions, that anyone would want to shoot them as a hobby.
 

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