50 shades of grey

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by DavidBOC, Sep 24, 2012.

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  1. Four men have been going fishing for many years.
    This year, Ron's girlfriend put her foot down and told him he wasn't going. Bitterly disappointed, he phoned and told the others that he couldn't go.Two days later, the others arrived at the camping site, only to find Ron sitting there with a tent already set up. "Ron, how did you talk your girlfriend into letting you go?"
    "Well, yesterday evening, after my girlfriend finished reading "Fifty Shades Of Grey," she dragged me into the bedroom. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. Then she said, "Do whatever you want."
    So, here I am!

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  2. Hmmm...I may have to load that onto the wife's Kindle.