5 WORDED ARMY!!!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by leeanne, Mar 7, 2002.

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  1. Everybody, in your own way - Describe what you think of the British Army in 5 words or less!! ;D ;D


    Here's mine.............................


    DOGSH*T!!
     
  2. Just around this last bend!


    Well I've heard it so often  ;D
     
  3. Army - free coffee for all!  :-*
     
  4. Block inspections suck fat langer!
     
  5. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    CAKE AND AR*E PARTY.    
     
  6. Free clothes, free guns...cool.

    or

    Never have to grow up.
     
  7. It's money for old rope.

    Beats Getting a real job.

    I love it. It's great!

    I need a life, NOW!

    The straight jacket fits great.

    Put that needle in where?

    I'll get my coat, OK!

    Wibble, kipper, hat stand, fnarr.

    It's Friday, I'm pi55ed again.
     
  8. Film Star wages..........and looks!!!!
     
  9. Murph!!

    If you have the looks.................Why are you in the Army??? ;D
     
  10. To serve Queen and Country, and honour my Oath of Allegience...................................Obviously!!!!



    How about

    "For all the Sun shine"
     
  11. PAY 2000.............No one loses !
     
  12. I know of a few.
     
  13. CGS

    CGS War Hero Moderator

    No George! Not like that!



    Baaahhh
     
  14. GunnersQuadrant

    GunnersQuadrant LE Moderator

    Britain has a classless society......!!!!!
     
  15. You'll feel a Large PRICK