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5 WORDED ARMY!!!

#1
Everybody, in your own way - Describe what you think of the British Army in 5 words or less!! ;D ;D


Here's mine.............................


DOGSH*T!!
 
#7
It's money for old rope.

Beats Getting a real job.

I love it. It's great!

I need a life, NOW!

The straight jacket fits great.

Put that needle in where?

I'll get my coat, OK!

Wibble, kipper, hat stand, fnarr.

It's Friday, I'm pi55ed again.
 
#10
To serve Queen and Country, and honour my Oath of Allegience...................................Obviously!!!!



How about

"For all the Sun shine"
 

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