5 Signs you may be muslim !

#1
5 Signs you may be muslim.

1. You have more wives than teeth.

2. You own a £5000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes.

3. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to beer.

4. You think vests come in 2 styles , bullet proof and suicide.

and most significantly ,

5. You wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean !
 
#6
partying well, fancy a beer? oh no you can't drink it can you??

don't forget this is the " joke" thread...

Cheers
 
#7
Not many people know this, but the first time this joke was aired it was carved into a large piece of marble with the words "LMAO, I just had to share this. Pass this on to show your support for our brave Crusaders" at the bottom of it.
 
#8
You get blamed for white people being unwilling to work.
 
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#9
6. You would rather have sex with young boys, but at a push young girls will do too.
 
#10
Police in Yorkshire have found a Paki hanging from a tree with his arms and legs tied, badly beaten, stabbed five time and shot in the back six times, a spokesperson says its the worst case of suicide they have ever come across
 
#12
Fixed that to reflect a joke an Israeli once told me.
I heard a version of that which went, "A woman for children, a boy for pleasure and a melon for ecstasy".

That was from an ex-pat who'd kicked around the Saudi/UAE

Guess it must be widespsread!
 
#13
Police in Yorkshire have found a Paki hanging from a tree with his arms and legs tied, badly beaten, stabbed five time and shot in the back six times, a spokesperson says its the worst case of suicide they have ever come across
I can't 'like' from my iblueberry but that made I chuckle!
 
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