5 Signs you may be muslim !

5 Signs you may be muslim.

1. You have more wives than teeth.

2. You own a £5000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes.

3. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to beer.

4. You think vests come in 2 styles , bullet proof and suicide.

and most significantly ,

5. You wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean !
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