5 Signs you may be muslim !

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  1. 5 Signs you may be muslim.

    1. You have more wives than teeth.

    2. You own a £5000 rocket launcher but cant afford shoes.

    3. You refine Heroin but have a moral objection to beer.

    4. You think vests come in 2 styles , bullet proof and suicide.

    and most significantly ,

    5. You wipe your arse with your bare hand but consider bacon unclean !
  2. Class! More wives than teeth? Did I need a change of kecks?
  3. Just as funny as when Harry told it.