5 Lots of Charity spunk. (edible flavoured spunk)

Discussion in 'Charity Auctions' started by theoriginalphantom, Jun 20, 2008.

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  1. Yes you read it right, this is your chance to bid on, and win, The Snails spunk. Its edible, its tasty (so I'm informed) and its for charity.

    We have five packets, yes folks a massive five packets of spunk, in two flavours. Two of one flavour and three of the other. See photos for details.

    Please specify which lot you are bidding on

    Lot 1 - Black packet of spunk
    Lot 2 - Black packet of spunk
    Lot 3 - Black packet of spunk
    Lot 4 - 'Cola vingummi' spunk
    Lot 5 - 'Cola vingummi' Spunk

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    This auction will end at 19:00 hrs Monday 23rd June 2008.
     
  2. If you're after some of Snail's spunk just get her to vomit.
     
  3. You were a lot funnier when you were younger.

    What about if I throw in a respirator that has suddenly appeared in my living room? Missing anything Toppers? :p
     
  4. I left that there for when we burn your pants
     
  5. I have a slight problemo with that - they have got a St George on them. Isn't that tantamount to treason?

    I'm not having my head chopped off again. It took ages to put Jimmy Saville's hair and Bruce Forsythe's chin onto the remnants of the old one.