5 Alpha revealed

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Pararegtom, Aug 1, 2011.

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  1. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    I was on me way out of the local STD Clinic this afternoon, when I happened to notice this stylish chap, cracking blazer. Now I ask is this 5 Alpha . Answers on a postcard please

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  2. Did he make any comparisons to an aubergine when mentioning his appendage?
  3. I never knew we had Sammy Davis Jr in the Reg !!!!!

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  4. He's got a nasty stain on his blazer......
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  5. Looks more like an Eddie Murphy Walt!
  6. How did you manage to find said clinic? Mag to grid? As for photie - that's Obama on his way to House of Reps earlier today.
  7. Wearing Royal Navy tropical trousers & shoes as well.

    The matelot walting cunt (sheep's).
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  8. Care to elaborate on this point PRT !!!
  9. He likes to pretend that he still has sex ;)

    Doctor: Mr PRT, you've got the all clear........again
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  10. Nice hat...
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  11. You were hiding in the waste bin at reception, disguised as a Wellington boot. You already know all about it.
  12. Five Alpha's a white ex Public School boy so it can't be him.
  13. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    I just popped in to use the loo Mickey D,s was full er hmm
  14. Did you sit down to wee wee or did you do the full mat-roll job and break the seat?
  15. loving the natty 10 bob sliders on his feet! any minute 5A is going to reply to this post telling prt how he is going to catch his next dose in detail!!!