4th July

Happy Birthday Rebel Scum.

You may return to the bosom of the Empire when ready :D
Thanks so much PTP! :roll:

But we are like the BORG and resistance is useless.

Come over to dark side. You all are always welcome! :wink:
Never, never, never!!!!!!

But nice try Roxy. You lezzer. Happy birthday.
roxygirl said:
Only for you Dale my babylove! :wink:
Put your tits away. It's making me horny. he he he
GCO - the emoticons are not working.
roxygirl said:
Well PTP did mention bosom of the empire. I really don't think I need that Dale. :twisted:
Gado holds the England record. You could try for Bermuda's Biggest Norks??????
roxygirl said:
Already won that title and it came with a lovely tiara too! :wink:
Was it a tiara?

Or a pearl necklace?
roxygirl said:
Did you know that oysters are an aphrodisiac? :twisted:
Are Oysters molluscs?

If so,

OoOohhhh say can you seeeeee........

Tra la la la la la

tra la la

la la la
la la la la la la

etc to finish.

Only for you.
So have Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith shot the ship down yet and saved us from those nasty aliens??
4th July was the day we decided to have a clean out of the empire and get rid of the deadweights :D


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Yeah...seconded......ziz boom rah and all that sort of thing.....
[on Great Escape Mode]
" and how are you chaps getting on over there, without us ? Everything well I hope ? " [/ Great Escape Mode]

For the Cousins, regardless of affiliation, ( but most especially for the folk known as Uncle Sam's Misguided Children - Semper Fi people) have a great day amongst the burgers, hot dogs, buffalo wings, burritos and the gallons of :
Rolling Rock
( insert name of barely potable flavorless gnatspiss here )

or for the lucky ones, based in Yurp:

Shepherd & Neame
Greene King


Stella Artois (Gawdelpus)
Kronenbourg 1664
Carlsberg Special

Oh and when the band plays do TRY and remember the right words:

" send Her Victorious, Happy and Glorious
Long to reign over us........ " ! :)

Happy Fourth y'all

Le Chevre
Today is really fun for me.......

I have to babysit many p1ssed up Septics playing loud music, screaming around the place and generally being more abnoxious than usual......

All well and good I hear you say........... Unfortunately we're in a strict Muslim country with local neighbours on 3 sides.

So much for my 'low profile' idea...................... Will they ever learn???
I was going to organise a 'Wine & Anthrax' party instead.......................

Perhaps they'll be lucky enough to get some 'Security Advisers Special Relish' in their burgers..... I could do with a ham shank!

Rebel Scum??? Oh, you hurt my feelings. By the way, I don't drink any of that nasty assed beer. I prefer Fuller's ESB, when I drink. And/or Chimay Grande Reserve. Not to mention, we BBQ ribs here on this blessed day.

The day WE won our independence from the crown. No more unfair tea taxes. No more paying for royalty. No more...

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