44 ton truck, a lane hogger and plod

Discussion in 'Cars, Bikes 'n AFVs' started by Forastero, Oct 12, 2012.

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  1. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

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  2. Arters

    Arters LE

    Naw, can't be true, everybody knows and will swear that the LGV Driver caused this
    incident............Car Drivers.......****ers and you fcuking well know it.
  3. SWJ99

    SWJ99 Old-Salt

    Brilliant. Empty motorway as well. Was it a Nissan Sunny near Birmingham, it usually is.
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  4. slick

    slick LE

    If it was near Birmingham it would more likely have been a black beemer with tinted windows full of dusky types, shadowing the artic until he stops for a kip, then nick his load.
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  5. Gubmint_Agent

    Gubmint_Agent War Hero

    Worth watching that just for the trucker's "commentary".
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  6. Script by Chubby Brown?
  7. phoenix04

    phoenix04 Old-Salt

    Got to love it. I hate CLOC members and their splinter group OLS.
  8. SWJ99

    SWJ99 Old-Salt

    I was thinking of the guy in the white robes and funny hat who stayed in the middle lane of the M6 for 'kin miles even though there was hardly anything else on the motorway. I got bored eventually and overtook him (on the right) then indicated and moved over to the left lane. He didn't take the hint.
  9. Onetap

    Onetap LE

    Possibly an European car whose driver thought he was on the inside, RH lane.
    He pulled over to the right when the cop car first put the blue lights on.
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  10. nobbyd

    nobbyd LE

    The commentary makes it for me
  11. Class. The driver's remarks on here would mostly be asterisks.
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  12. nobbyd

    nobbyd LE

    I came across a bell end doing 50 ish in lane 2 once, and managed to do 9 circuits of moving to lane 3, passing, then moving back to lane 1 and slowing to let him pass (repeat) before he twigged

    Usually 2 or 3 is all it takes
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  13. skids

    skids LE

    Clearly the lorry drivers fault this for being on the phone the whole time! Talk about dropping yourself in it! Cnut!
  14. nobbyd

    nobbyd LE

    Bluetooth headset?
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  15. skids

    skids LE

    You can still be done even when using a bluetooth headset or indeed any hands free.