Donna, with a friend like you acting on their poor, helpless, behalf, what more could any member of the Intelligence Corps possibly ask for?. Your discretion to date will certainly assure that their reputation will preceed them to 426 MI Section. Your friend can be assured of a typical warm and hearty Intelligence Corps welcome, when he or she arrives in the cosmopolitan resort of Bulford Spa,
This selfless act on your part is well placed. Like you I fully understand that the Intelligence Corps can indeed come over as a bunch of quiet retiring types, who can often have difficulty expressing themselves.
But then there is another small minority: Kevin, Adrian the Beagleman, Dylan, Geoffery, David, the POLTUHS and Gok's darling, their exquisitely tailored Commander........
I GOT PREGNANT BY A SOLDIER AND HE HAS NOW LEFT WITHOUT GIVING ME HIS FORWARDING ADDRESS. HIS FRIEND FROM WORK GAVE ME A MADE-UP UNIT TITLE BUT I DIDN'T REALISE THAT IT DOESN'T EXIST. CAN ANYONE HELP ME TRACK HIM DOWN FOR THE CSA PLEASE?
AT LEAST I THINK IT WAS HIM. TO BE FAIR, IT COULD HAVE BEEN ANY OF ABOUT ELEVEN SOLDIERS I PICKED UP IN STICKIES THAT MONTH, WHILST LOOKING FOR A NEW DAD FOR LITTLE BRITNEY AND BROOKLYN.
Donna, honey, I am so sorry I lied to you, but its ok as now I have been posted to MI13, only its not called that any more cos its a mith (myth, geddit?). Anyway, I will be int ouch. meanwhile I am saving up to pay you the money I owe you and will put a check in the post. kisses. XXX
Donna eh! You finally had the operation then Dave?
I told you if you hung around long enough plenty of pissed young Inters would knock your back door in thinking it was just a badly aligned front-bottom! But you just didn't feel complete without surgery it seems!