40 Gypsies died and went to heaven. They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in. He said that they didn't have room for all 40 of them. He only had room for 5, so they should go away and think about who would come in. A short while later St Peter went to see God and said "They've gone!" God replied, "What, the Pikeys"? "No" said St Peter, "the f**king gates"!!!!