Eloise is such a lovely name, rolls right off my tongue.
I'll train you up for it, I can also supply you with enough pharmaceutical grade Ephedrine that you'll be moon walking round the nav exes with spirited ease.
We'll also run through some of the more baser OP drills which will involve me sitting in an armchair in a remote B and B watching you shit yourself daft into Tesco carrier bags whilst squinting down some comedy binos..
No, that just means you're a minging horror. Shitting in a bag isn't done just for giggles, well not always, its an essential skill which needs to be carried out in a smart, military manner. Unfortunately, tubby lezzers are generally incapable of doing anything in a smart, military manner.
Wobble on dreamer.
Unfortunately I'm not able to wobble with this amazing body of mine.
However, unless I'm mistaken, I had thought this was a forum and not the real deal. Therefore I was in no immediate danger and could produce a few shits and giggles. When it comes to it though I'm sure I won't be laughing.