3some - Should I stay or should I go?

#1
So here's a small problem perhaps you can help me with.

Here's the situation:

My 'f*ck buddy' girlfriend is currently on holiday with her on/off boyfriend and his 10 year old daughter in some Spanish island somewhere. Last night she had a row with her boyfriend (therefore now 'off') and stormed off, for reasons I have yet to hear she ended up in a strip club where she met some girl and went back to her room where she stayed the night, with all the trimmings, it was her first time and rather enjoyed it all. The two of them are currently drinking cocktails in this new girls hotel bar by the pool. They've decided that they should introduce me into the mix when they both get back to the UK.

So, my question is, do (a) get on the next flight to Las Palmas or (b) wait until the weekend?
 
#6
Jammy git. Should make for an interesting weekend.....

Once had a similar situation. Irish barmaid in my local was my fu*k buddy and one night she brought her shoolteacher mate round to my place. I was in bed asleep and they got naked, climbed in and 'woke me up'!!! A fun time was had by all.

Only happened the once though. Schoolteacher was off home to bonnie Scotland the next day. :(
 
#7
Time to "man up" and get your arse out there.
Take a friend too, someone you maybe dont know very well, thename choff instantly springs to mind!
 
#8
dont fly out there.
wait til they come back, gives you enough time to rig up the video camera, launder the spiderman outfit and stock on babyoil.

morning after, post vid/photos on arrse for group approval.

or fly out and grab all that sh1t at the airport!! :D
 
#9
Mr D Bellamy was heard to say this

Jimmy fcking Hill and major eye extentions
 
#11
Right slight change of story, my misunderstanding on the SMS's - apologies, apparently she paid for the stripper and private room and is back drinking with the boyfriend by the pool. So I guess no flight for me yet but it appears there is something in store - here's the SMS's from Spain:

LUCK
A can I call you now to hear more about it?

BIRD
Not right now but something we can explore more this weekend

LUCK
Right. Willing to do my bit - Obviously! I don't suppose other young lady is living in London too?

BIRD
It was a strip club girl who I paid. She's staying here. But I think I know a friend in London for us?

LUCK
Hope it was fun! Weekend good, or next. No rush.

BIRD
deleted for decency

LUCK
Sounds nice, was it first time for you?

BIRD
Yes and have to say lots of fun. Will have to talk it through with you in more detail.

LUCK
Perhaps whilst sitting on my face or lap?

BIRD
Both! And if there was another party you could do that!

etc
 
#13
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Nothing further to say!
 
#15
Chin chin cheroo

As an aside from the demented ramblings of this gormless thrapping virgin, if any man on here gets offered a threesome and the first thing he thinks to do is ask his electronic friends on some website if he should go, then they have something, quite probably medical and fatal, wrong with them.

As it is Mr "Lucky" will be wnaking over the lingerie section of Great Universal while his mum cooks his tea this weekend. mark my words.
 
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#17
RTFQ said:
Chin chin cheroo

As an aside from the demented ramblings of this gormless thrapping virgin, if any man on here gets offered a threesome and the first thing he thinks to do is ask his electronic friends on some website if he should go, then they have something, quite probably medical and fatal, wrong with them.

As it is Mr "Lucky" will be wnaking over the lingerie section of Great Universal while his mum cooks his tea this weekend. mark my words.[/quote]

My thoughts exactly !!!!!
 
#18
Jealousy lads, at my age, you can't go diving off to LHR everytime you get the begging for it call. I shall wait.

And besides, I've been there and done it before so its not as if I haven't already got the medal - this would be a cluster at best. Though I have to admit when the fck buddy and I decided we'd have a shag we did go down to the naughty shop and buy some toys and when she bought two Dil*o's and some aquaglide and some 'beads' I expected it wasn't going to be an ordinary first night...
 
#20
Mr_Lucky said:
Jealousy lads, at my age, you can't go diving off to LHR everytime you get the begging for it call. I shall wait.

And besides, I've been there and done it before so its not as if I haven't already got the medal - this would be a cluster at best. Though I have to admit when the fck buddy and I decided we'd have a shag we did go down to the naughty shop and buy some toys and when she bought two Dil*o's and some aquaglide and some 'beads' I expected it wasn't going to be an ordinary first night...
how did it feel with a dildo in your mouth as she jerked the beads out of your arrse?
 

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