So here's a small problem perhaps you can help me with. Here's the situation: My 'f*ck buddy' girlfriend is currently on holiday with her on/off boyfriend and his 10 year old daughter in some Spanish island somewhere. Last night she had a row with her boyfriend (therefore now 'off') and stormed off, for reasons I have yet to hear she ended up in a strip club where she met some girl and went back to her room where she stayed the night, with all the trimmings, it was her first time and rather enjoyed it all. The two of them are currently drinking cocktails in this new girls hotel bar by the pool. They've decided that they should introduce me into the mix when they both get back to the UK. So, my question is, do (a) get on the next flight to Las Palmas or (b) wait until the weekend?