3rd date in london update!!!

#1
well as a few of the older members may remember about this time last year I was silly enough to come to the nafi for some advise!!

http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/119159-3rd-date-london-fri.html

well as I am sure you are all really interested she has now agreed to take my hand in marriage!!!

1. no she was not drunk
2. she is not up the duff
3. I don't have any pics to post!!
4. does not need a visa

just thought i would be a smug bastard and tell you all !!
 
#3
well as a few of the older members may remember about this time last year I was silly enough to come to the nafi for some advise!!

http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/119159-3rd-date-london-fri.html

well as I am sure you are all really interested she has now agreed to take my hand in marriage!!!

1. no she was not drunk
2. she is not up the duff
3. I don't have any pics to post!!
4. does not need a visa

just thought i would be a smug bastard and tell you all !!
Congratulations and good luck.
 

Ravers

LE
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#4
You're marrying a yank? You do realise that means your offspring will be half breeds, accepted by none and shunned by all?
 
#11
You're marrying a yank? You do realise that means your offspring will be half breeds, accepted by none and shunned by all?
You think that is bad Ravers. The current Albertous Bedwarmer is Welsh and has a son not only half yank but born over there and now being raised in Wales!!! Not only that but HE, HE FFS, asked me to marry his mummy recently!! Now where would such a step-son be on yours and llechs scale of non-acceptance and shunability?
 

Ravers

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#12
You think that is bad Ravers. The current Albertous Bedwarmer is Welsh and has a son not only half yank but born over there and now being raised in Wales!!! Nor only that but HE, HE FFS, asked me to marry his mummy recently!! Now where would such a step-son be on yours and llechs scale of non-acceptance and shunability?
If the child you speak of is ginger, then we all know the answer to your question, there can be but one solution:



If the child has been spared the curse of gwar, the belt is acceptable as a means of education.
 
#13
I appreciate your kind advice for me and the human race. Fortunately neither he, his mother or any of the relatives are ginger going back at least 4 generations as a GWAR check is basic skills in the Albertous Dating Handbook. I did get some funny looks from her and her parents when I asked for a family tree and photographs/painting of all relatives going back to 1900. I think, as they are Welsh, they put it down to English eccentricity.
 
#14
well as a few of the older members may remember about this time last year I was silly enough to come to the nafi for some advise!!

http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/119159-3rd-date-london-fri.html

well as I am sure you are all really interested she has now agreed to take my hand in marriage!!!

1. no she was not drunk
2. she is not up the duff
3. I don't have any pics to post!!
4. does not need a visa

just thought i would be a smug bastard and tell you all !!
Congratulations. If you've never been married before, it's great. You'll never have to make your own dinner again or clean hair, soap scum or body fluids out of the bath.

If, like me, you're an old fashioned kind of guy, you may wish to ask her father's permission. When you say "I'd like to take your daughter's hand in holy matrimony.", ffs don't get the words mixed up like I did. The in-laws still don't speak to me.
 
#15
Congratulations. If you've never been married before, it's great. You'll never have to make your own dinner again or clean hair, soap scum or body fluids out of the bath.

If, like me, you're an old fashioned kind of guy, you may wish to ask her father's permission. When you say "I'd like to take your daughter's hand in holy matrimony.", ffs don't get the words mixed up like I did. The in-laws still don't speak to me.
Take your daughter's hole on a handy matress?
 
#16
well as a few of the older members may remember about this time last year I was silly enough to come to the nafi for some advise!!

http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/119159-3rd-date-london-fri.html

well as I am sure you are all really interested she has now agreed to take my hand in marriage!!!

1. no she was not drunk
2. she is not up the duff
3. I don't have any pics to post!!
4. does not need a visa

just thought i would be a smug bastard and tell you all !!
So If she wasn't drunk, it must have been you...........
 
#18
Congratulations to Exnorthener and his wife who were married last Friday in St Lucia
It just shows the collective knowledge of arrse, especially in the NAAFI can be useful at times. In a counter-intuative way of course, ie he didn't follow any of the advice so got his girl!
 

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