389lb "lady" wins "human rights" fight for parking spot

#1
Globe and Mail
A five-year-long feud over a parking spot has ended with a human-rights victory and $10,000 settlement for a morbidly obese Quebec woman.

Marise Myrand won a favourable ruling from the Quebec Human RightsTribunal, which said her condo association discriminated against her by denying her a parking spot closer to her building entrance. She not only won the preferred spot, but all 35 of her neighbours will have to contribute to her $10,000 award.

Ms. Myrand, who weighs 389 lbs., suffers from extensive health problems, including heart and respiratory difficulties, reduced mobility and diabetes. She uses an oxygen tank and has a handicapped sticker on her car......
Only some of story quoted, follow link for the whole thing. I hope she dies horribly the horrible fat cow.
 
#3
So 389 lbs is nearly 28 stone. So, even if she's 6' tall, she is still extremely obese! I despair of these cases. :roll:

I reckon I've posted too many times already about locking the fridge, barricading the larder and making them jog uphll to the front door.

Why's it in Current Affairs, News and Analysis, Crabby?
 
#5
bovvy said:
So 389 lbs is nearly 28 stone. So, even if she's 6' tall, she is still extremely obese! I despair of these cases. :roll:

I reckon I've posted too many times already about locking the fridge, barricading the larder and making them jog uphll to the front door.

Why's it in Current Affairs, News and Analysis, Crabby?
Because I was being a cock and thought I was posting in the NAAFI. I hereby surrender myself to the nearest mong bashing squad.

She's basically twice my weight. I'm 6 foot 1 and a bit overweight of present. I think they did exactly the right thing by making the fat fcuk walk more than 10m from her car to the lift. Maybe the local residents could break the lift, steal her car and then force her to walk everywhere - that'd sort the horrible thing out. That or burn her in winter as fuel. We're south of Quebec and were were below -20 last week - a fatty to throw on the fire would have been nice.
 
#6
crabby said:
bovvy said:
So 389 lbs is nearly 28 stone. So, even if she's 6' tall, she is still extremely obese! I despair of these cases. :roll:

I reckon I've posted too many times already about locking the fridge, barricading the larder and making them jog uphll to the front door.

Why's it in Current Affairs, News and Analysis, Crabby?
Because I was being a c*** and thought I was posting in the NAAFI. I hereby surrender myself to the nearest mong bashing squad.

She's basically twice my weight. I'm 6 foot 1 and a bit overweight of present. I think they did exactly the right thing by making the fat fcuk walk more than 10m from her car to the lift. Maybe the local residents could break the lift, steal her car and then force her to walk everywhere - that'd sort the horrible thing out. That or burn her in winter as fuel. We're south of Quebec and were were below -20 last week - a fatty to throw on the fire would have been nice.
Can you not wait til spring and stick a harpoon in it and sell it to the Japs? :twisted:
 
#7
She should be given the furthest parking slot from the door to give her some exercise.

You see a lot of morbidly obese getting electric buggies and never walking, adding to the problem.
 
#8
Mike_2817 said:
She should be given the furthest parking slot from the door to give her some exercise.

You see a lot of morbidly obese getting electric buggies and never walking, adding to the problem.
That's because making them feel a bit sweaty and uncomfortable is akin to gassing endangered baby seals, and tantamount to genocide!

Not that there's anything wrong in any of the above, you understand. We have plenty of potholes that could be handily filled by a bloated corpse or two.
 
#10
I don't know about giving her a closer parking space, I'm just interested to know what car has a fcuking seat that can accommodate such a huge beast. Also, does her car need an escort vehicle because of the abnormal load? :lol:

As has previously been said, she should have been given the furthest parking space and banned from using the lift.

The consolation for the other residents is that she'll drop dead from some fat related disease or another long before they pop their clogs.

On a similar subject. I caught a couple of minutes of some program last night where there were four bloaters on the tv trying to lose weight. When they were tested, one of them had a body fat measurement of 58%. FFS she had a higher fat content than a Big Mac meal!!!! :pissedoff:

Edited for mong spelling
 
#11
crabby said:
She's basically twice my weight. I'm 6 foot 1 and a bit overweight of present.
So, as a young, tall male, you are (at a guess) about 11-12 stone of higher density bone and muscle, with a thin, evenly-distributed coating of 2-3 stone of fat.

She, as an old, (possibly short) female, would be about 7 stone of bone and muscle and around 21 stone of lower density fat. :omfg:
 
#12
bovvy said:
crabby said:
She's basically twice my weight. I'm 6 foot 1 and a bit overweight of present.
So, as a young, tall male, you are (at a guess) about 11-12 stone of higher density bone and muscle, with a thin, evenly-distributed coating of 2-3 stone of fat.

She, as an old, (possibly short) female, would be about 7 stone of bone and muscle and around 21 stone of lower density fat. :omfg:
Are you free later? If you're that good at massaging my ego I'd like to see what you can do to my cock... My wife flies out tomorrow for a week ;)
 
#13
suffers from extensive health problems, including heart and respiratory difficulties, reduced mobility and diabetes.
Maybe if she stopped stuffing her cnuting face with every pie known to man she wouldn't be in such a state, people like her should be culled, scooped out and used as shelter for the homeless, or as a more lightweight tentage :x
 
#18
bovvy said:
crabby said:
She's basically twice my weight. I'm 6 foot 1 and a bit overweight of present.
So, as a young, tall male, you are (at a guess) about 11-12 stone of higher density bone and muscle, with a thin, evenly-distributed coating of 2-3 stone of fat.

She, as an old, (possibly short) female, would be about 7 stone of bone and muscle and around 21 stone of lower density fat. :omfg:
Hat, coat and Taxi Crabby, sounds like you've pulled mate. :D
 
#19
Canada seems generally pro-plumper

Canadian Air Carriers Will Have To Charge "One Person - One Fare"
The Canadian Transportation Agency released its Decision No. 6-AT-A-2008 on January 10, 2008. One result is that Air Canada, Westjet, and Air Canada Jazz will have to provide additional seating at no extra cost for any passengers who need extra room because of a disability.

Obesity has been found to be a disability in this context, provided it is severe enough to prevent the obese person's ability to fit into the airline seat comfortably.
See http://accessible-transportation.suite101.com/article.cfm/obese_air_passengers_win

@fantassin - impossible to have 'too much' poutine - food of the gods.

C_C
 
#20
It says they're thinking of appealing because the woman who originally had the spot is in her 60s and has a crocked shoulder, she's also probably got a few more mates than that fat munter.

Bovvy, how much do you weigh and what percentage is bones and organs? ;)
 

Latest Threads

New Posts