33 Stone at the age of 15

ctauch said:
It's named after a US State what do you expect.
But does she actually have to get to the same size as said State? Well bless her, she is having a fcuking good go!!


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I'm sure I've seen that munter down the Wetherspoons in town. She's got that smug look too - you know the one where she knows she's getting plugged by the last staggering beer - googled tom at the bar. Prolly had 6 kids and a bathtub full of cash off the state already. A life time of pi55taking and freeloading for you my roly poly horror!
Inside that remarkably well nourished young lady are three or four thin women tying to get out.

She probably ate them as well.
did she not think she was fat when she hit 20 stone? and that maybe she should've done something about it then - or are you only truly fat at 33 stone?

at least if she had chosen heroin to comfort her she would be rakishly thin - maybe we should just get her hooked on that?
Suedehead said:
p.s can anyone work out how many chins she has?
I tried. Couldn't work out where her chins stopped and her fat t!ts started. Why haven't cruel tauntings and ignorant stares in the street stopped her from eating? 33 stone and smiling for the camera?! Woman, behave yourself, you have fcuk all to smile about.

That said, couple of pints of stella and I might. Just for the bragging rights. :)
13,500 odd calories a day....... thats like eating 3 small children a day... wait a minute, she might have Maddie!


Suedehead said:
Trick said:
So. . . . . . would you?
To be honest you wouldnt even be able to find her stinkbox
You could easily follow the trail of unformed turds, half-digested chicken feet and pork bones to her arrsehole.
Well I think she is gorgeous.
And besides,it is her "human right" to be obese,and become a burden on the state whenever she chooses.
Fat Fecker said:
I Know It's partly my fault
Partly??? what happened, did the food fairy come and stuff it into your maw while you were dozing???

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watch out guys, you may have already "come across" her

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