33 male contractor seeks nsa fun on KAF

Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by khandharfobbit, Oct 14, 2010.

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  1. I am 33 y/o contractor on KAF I am 5'5 200 pounds and have three tattoos. I seek compinanship and NSA fun. No baggage either please. I will be on KAF till next august and I know we can have fun. Age not really a factor. Lets hook up and see where it goes I Have A roshan phone so if you e-mail me I can give it to you

  2. I think you've posted this on the wrong site mate
  3. Ignore the above comment and good luck. I didn't know we had a 'Lonely Hearts' thread on this forum. Apologies, look and leap springs to mind !
  4. Let us know how you get on. Detailed reports please!
  5. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    5'5 ??

    Surely an advert saying

    'elf needs a jump' would have been better.
  6. Don't they import the (commercial) talent at KAF?
  7. 5'5" and 200lbs? That's not an elf, it's a weeble!
  8. When will Jarrod be along ? moth to a flam.........
  9. It doesn't say wether you're looking for a bloke or a bint....or aren't you fussy
  10. NSA ? Whats that then ? "Non Specific Arseing"
  11. NSA fun? Just look for the discrete, unprepossessing complex of portakabins with three hundred antenna and dishes carefully "concealed" on the roof. You'll get all the NSA fun you can handle in there!
  12. I am a male contractor in KAF as well, so any ladies here want NSA fun (whatever that is) and sexual fun, don't hesitate to contact me! The originator of this thread need not apply!