30s Film Star Cheetah the Chimp Dies aged 80

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Markintime, Dec 28, 2011.

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  1. RIP, and stand down
     
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  2. Good.

    i bloody hate monkeys I do.
     
  3. Couldn't give a monkey's
     
  4. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    [Pedant]

    Chimps are not apes...

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  5. or even monkeys.
     
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  6. Not apes? OK then David ******* Attenborough, what are they, crustaceans?
     
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  7. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    No, they're just apes. Innit.

    And some of them bite. Like some of the posters on here...

    What I was trying to say was... something about monkeys.

    Bollocks. I've not had enough to drink.
     
  8. Ah... chimps are not apes, they're in fact apes. And what appeared to be a sudden outburst of mongery on your part was just a cunning plan to trick people into thinking you were a mong, before thrusting aside your laboon and icey-cream to shout "Wah!"

    That all makes perfect sense to me.
     
  9. RIP mate/stand down soldier/there'll be a place for him at the bar in Valhalla/etc, etc, ******* etc, (delete where applicable).

    Some of you people would mourn the downing of a pint.
     
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  10. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    That about sums it up. Can I have some more of that vanilla? :)
     
  11. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    I'm not dead, mate. Just very badly hurt.
     
  12. What exactly is a 'laboon'?
     
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  13. Cold_Collation

    Cold_Collation LE Book Reviewer

    Ah, I know this one. They're mnokeys...
     
  14. It's dusty in here...