Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Markintime, Dec 28, 2011.
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BBC News - 'Tarzan's chimpanzee' Cheetah dies aged 80 in Florida
Who had him on their death list?
RIP, and stand down
i bloody hate monkeys I do.
Couldn't give a monkey's
Chimps are not apes...
or even monkeys.
Not apes? OK then David ******* Attenborough, what are they, crustaceans?
No, they're just apes. Innit.
And some of them bite. Like some of the posters on here...
What I was trying to say was... something about monkeys.
Bollocks. I've not had enough to drink.
Ah... chimps are not apes, they're in fact apes. And what appeared to be a sudden outburst of mongery on your part was just a cunning plan to trick people into thinking you were a mong, before thrusting aside your laboon and icey-cream to shout "Wah!"
That all makes perfect sense to me.
RIP mate/stand down soldier/there'll be a place for him at the bar in Valhalla/etc, etc, ******* etc, (delete where applicable).
Some of you people would mourn the downing of a pint.
That about sums it up. Can I have some more of that vanilla?
I'm not dead, mate. Just very badly hurt.
What exactly is a 'laboon'?
Ah, I know this one. They're mnokeys...
It's dusty in here...
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