30's, 60's. Pfft...

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  1. Some youngster starts one orf about reaching 60, then some pimply youfs think they know about the meaning of life and being 30....cobblers, the lot of it.
    What reely reely counts, is how old you feel. As the beers go down I get better and better, I was phenomenal, no one could live with me... the fact I wheeze like a broken boiler and can only run halfway across the road is neither here nor there. I feel wonderful. (I'm still here ain't I?)
    So. How old do you feel?
     
  2. OK, lets get you back to the home?
    Can you remember where you are?
    Did you have your zimmer frame, slippers & pipe with you when you came out?
    No, i'm not you son, sir just trying to help you.
     
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  3. I feel great, fit, strong(ish), vital.

    Then I catch a glimpse of myself in a shop window and think "who's that bald old bastard looking at?"
     
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  4. As my Dad would tell you,"A man is as old as the woman he feels"
     
  5. your Dads a smelly old rapist isnt he
     
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  6. And the defence for the accused peadophile rests, m'lud.
     
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  7. Does your champ still work (chemical assistance permitted)? If yes Win. If not EXIT is the answer.
     
  8. Well enough. A hooligan run up the motorway on my Bonnie seems to vibrate it quite successfully, then the maidens have to watch out...
     
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    As I progress in age I do wonder if I should still giiggle at farts and have cheeky danger wanks, but then I think fuck it.
     
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  10. And only feels 12
     
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Is that the number per day?
     
  12. 12 eh. I'd rather go for two 6 year olds..
     
  13. Why does Jimmy Saville like twenty four year olds?

    'Cause there's twenty of 'em!

    My coat, thank you.
     
  14. The sport of Kings.........;-)
     
  15. My dad used to say - "it's better to burn out than fade away"

    And "If you ever wear beige and buy a caravan you are a cunt of the highest order"