30% of all men use the Internet to look at pornography.

#2
Sus stats..

http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=131801.html

60% of respondants to the above poll would consider it perfectly acceptable to violate, in the most heinious of ways, some passed-out totty... Can't believe for a second half of them wouldn't consider surfing for porn.

Or more worryingly, would consider doing "things" to the passed-out totty without having surfed for porn.....

Mmmm...
 
#6
What else do they do waiting for replies on ARRSE you will be telling me they do actually work in the office.
 

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#9
blind_monkey said:
Sus stats..

http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=131801.html

60% of respondants to the above poll would consider it perfectly acceptable to violate, in the most heinious of ways, some passed-out totty... Can't believe for a second half of them wouldn't consider surfing for porn.

Or more worryingly, would consider doing "things" to the passed-out totty without having surfed for porn.....

Mmmm...
100% of people responding to that poll have access to the Internet... else how could they reply to the post?!
 
#10
72% of statistics are made up on the spot.
 
#11
When the police seized the computer of the walty hacker guy they said it was the ONLY one they had ever encountered which had no porn on it at all! That guy is definitely not normal.
 
#13
That's good news. It means 70% of men have active imaginations.
 
#16
#17
nebapneb said:
slick said:
blind_monkey said:
Sus stats..

http://www.arrse.co.uk/Forums/viewtopic/t=131801.html
60% of respondants to the above poll would consider it perfectly acceptable to violate, in the most heinious of ways, some passed-out totty...
Mmmm...
Just watching a prog called 'The Sex Chamber' about some bloke who did things like that, Sex Chamber 8O
did it teach you anything new?
Not really, but the use of a gynaecologists chair for the victims was imaginative, as were some of the homemade 'power tools/sex aids' contraptions. 8O
 
#20
A rant by Dr Cox from scrubs covers this as well

"Look, Janice Denise Tiffany Amber Thiessen, let me go ahead and share a little something special with ya that I like to call, 'Perry's Perspective'. One: if someone standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop can't decide what they want in the half hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them. Two: I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called, 'Bring Back The Porn'. Three (and most importantly of all): the only way to be respected as a doctor, nay, respected as a man, is to be an island. You are born alone; you damn sure die alone. The point is (and you just might want to jot this down): only the weak need help."
 

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