3 Women

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover.

    The first woman says, "My husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

    The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kind of like that."

    The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."