3 Vampires

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by WOIII, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. 3 Vampires enter a bar and order a drink each.
    Vampire 1 orders a pint of blood
    Vampire 2 orders a pinto of blood
    Vampire 3 orders a mug of hot water....
    Confused the barman asks "Why have you ordered a mug of hot water?"
    Vampire 3 pulls out a tampon "i'm making tea"