3 Vampires

3 Vampires enter a bar and order a drink each.
Vampire 1 orders a pint of blood
Vampire 2 orders a pinto of blood
Vampire 3 orders a mug of hot water....
Confused the barman asks "Why have you ordered a mug of hot water?"
Vampire 3 pulls out a tampon "i'm making tea"

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