the drunken one ~ I'd anally fist while she lay in a coma
the tipsy one ~ well, I'd let her blow me before I shot my load in her hair
and as for the 'little princess', well she's holding a beer bottle which means she's used to putting hard things in her mouth so she won't put up much of a struggle when I slide Harry between her teeth. BTW Harry is my Mk IV Webley