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3 Types Of Women

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A_Knocker_Till_The_End, May 11, 2007.

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  1. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    there are apparently 3 types of women in the world...................

    [​IMG]

    which one is your choice people :?: :?: :?: :?:
     
    A_Knocker_Till_The_End, May 11, 2007
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  2. green_slime

    green_slime Old-Salt

    Uptight the ready one after a couple of drinks
     
    green_slime, May 11, 2007
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  3. BB51

    BB51 Old-Salt

    Ive got no standards so they would all get it.

    The uptight sober behatch would obviously be tied up and her hoop violated.
     
    BB51, May 11, 2007
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  4. jockinese

    jockinese Old-Salt

    Miss Uptight wouldn't look so feckin snooty with a goodly squirt of my man fat dripping off her chin onto her oh so pretty flowery necklace :twisted:
     
    jockinese, May 11, 2007
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  5. BB51

    BB51 Old-Salt

    Maybe not the uptight one afterall - she looks a bit like a bloke!!!!!!!

    Think "she" may be packing a bit of meat & 2 veg!!!!!!!
     
    BB51, May 11, 2007
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  6. boris7

    boris7

    with rubber glove and index finger ready..........tell ya later!!!!
     
    boris7, May 11, 2007
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  7. Legion_n_aire

    Legion_n_aire Old-Salt

    The uptight one looks like she needs it the most.
     
    Legion_n_aire, May 11, 2007
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  8. TopBadger

    TopBadger LE

    Boring photoshop pic, and a bad job too.

    SHAME!

    TB
     
    TopBadger, May 11, 2007
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  9. the_matelot

    the_matelot LE

    I'll have the one who isn't a snake with tits....
     
    the_matelot, May 11, 2007
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  10. Unhinged

    Unhinged Swinger

    Does such a thing really exist? :?
     
    Unhinged, May 11, 2007
    #10
  11. shiny

    shiny Old-Salt

    No such thing old chap.
     
    shiny, May 11, 2007
    #11
  12. MrShanklysboots

    MrShanklysboots LE

    You'll be fucking lucky........ :D 8O
     
    MrShanklysboots, May 11, 2007
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  13. smartascarrots

    smartascarrots LE

    I thought the three types were:

    Big tits.
    Medium-size tits.
    Small tits.
     
    smartascarrots, May 11, 2007
    #13
  14. Glesga_short_bloke

    Glesga_short_bloke LE

    I'd take all 3 of them:

    the drunken one ~ I'd anally fist while she lay in a coma

    the tipsy one ~ well, I'd let her blow me before I shot my load in her hair

    and as for the 'little princess', well she's holding a beer bottle which means she's used to putting hard things in her mouth so she won't put up much of a struggle when I slide Harry between her teeth. BTW Harry is my Mk IV Webley
     
    Glesga_short_bloke, May 11, 2007
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  16. caubeen

    caubeen LE

    The pi55ed one, naturally.

    Only brunette in sight (I think).

    Really . . . . . 8) :roll:
     
    caubeen, May 11, 2007
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