1. Fcuk! I knew I should have done something about that apple tree before it blossomed, up-rooted and crushed my shed. 2. Fcuk! Dale the Snail is really a bird and all the time I thought she was a bloke that liked c0ck! 3. Fcuk! Cuddles, the scribe of many a fine post and remark that have mad me laugh my lunch over a keyboard has turned from Gunner to THEM... well them from Blandford! Gosh Toto, we're not in Kansas any more! So what 3 fcuks hit you on your return to the UK/site/from release at Her Majesty's Pleasure?