3 Single lasses trying to find Mr Right

#4
I'd get them all pregnant. Doesn't matter how infertile they are!

"Bend over love... whoops you pregnant!"
 
#5
jack-daniels said:
... that last one was surely a lady-boy in a cheap bar!
I thought that as well, surely, having a cock is the main reason she can't get pregnant.
 
#7
Crikey, that first one looks like Michael Jackson in drag.

(It's not, is it?)
 
#10
:omfg:

The bird advertised on the right who 'beat teenage arthritis' would get it though:



Kate Oakes saved from a world of pain by a wonder drug.
I wonder if she fancies a trip back there for a few minutes? She does need to sort those teeth out though, they look like she's been cleaning them with a file.
 
#11
First two yes, last one no.

As for that teenage arthritis one - possibly if wankered, but the teeth remind me of the kid out of "Deliverance", so prob not.
 
#12
deerhunter said:
First two yes, last one no.

As for that teenage arthritis one - possibly if wankered, but the teeth remind me of the kid out of "Deliverance", so prob not.


A few gentle taps with a toffee hammer would sort them out,and she would be so grateful to you for doing it
 
#13
Bat_Crab said:
:omfg:

The bird advertised on the right who 'beat teenage arthritis' would get it though:



Kate Oakes saved from a world of pain by a wonder drug.
I wonder if she fancies a trip back there for a few minutes? She does need to sort those teeth out though, they look like she's been cleaning them with a file.
Thats given me horrible nightmares now.
 
#14
Gentlemen, gentlemen... you are talking about the ladyboy I love... have some decorum for pitys sake!
 
#19
No, No, Noooo! ..... That's just wrong!



For the good and benefit of the Human Gene Pool, anyone with dress sense like that should be infertile.

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#20
certainly had worse.

3rd one must have an "adams apple".
 

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