Have I just had the wierdest turd ever? I chose to eschew the usual thunderbox option (am in Basra) and go back to my accomodation for a posh dump, aside from said turd trying to pierce my ricker with rather more vigour than normal nothing felt unusual, until I sat down: - The first third (estimted by mass) was pure liquid horror, like a chocolate laser. - The next third was runny and lumpy, I can only liken it to sh1tting out lamb rogan josh, but without the lumps of tomato. - The final third was about the thickness of my arm and took at least the next five minutes to dispose of, straining my hoop to the limit and bringing tears to my eyes. How does this happen? How can one turd have three so distinct sections to it, surely it should either all be liquid/rogan josh/burmese python, not a mixture of the three? I have been reasonably proud of my sh1t to date out here; plenty of roughage and avoiding the pork vindaloo has blessed me with a series of satisfying, moist, slippery turds. What could possibly have caused this? Members of ARRSE, so wise in all things scatalogical, what are your thoughts and, more importantly, has anyone had a wierder turd?