3 Para Mortars

#3
Asking on here will only give you exaggerated and incorrect responses.

You really need to consult a member of 3 PARA Mor Pln in person to find out the whole story.

But don't forget to take some money and a change of underwear.
 
#5
When I used to get sent to 3 Para Mortars in 85 to drop off radio batteries I used to make sure there were the minimum amount of them about in their stores. Lets just say that their reputation was well deserved!
 
#8
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
 
#9
Fallschirmjager said:
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
I think the point is being missed here, please forgive me if I'm wrong but.

Gay or not the issue is apprently getting arrse fucked by a bunch of rather large men who wont take no for an answer.

Just because you fukc another bloke up the arrse dosent make you gay.

You know sometimes just because it goes quack it aint always a duck.
 
#10
duty_cook said:
Fallschirmjager said:
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
I think the point is being missed here, please forgive me if I'm wrong but.

Gay or not the issue is apprently getting arrse fucked by a bunch of rather large men who wont take no for an answer.

Just because you fukc another bloke up the arrse dosent make you gay.


You know sometimes just because it goes quack it aint always a duck.
Wahhh are sure sure about that, :? a fella fcuking another fella = fcuking faggot in my book, I think your statement says alot about you, ya bender :)
 

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#11
The story goes back to the early 80s (pre-Falklands) when a member of 3 Para Mortars was court-martialled and convicted because of his activities as a 'rent-boy'. As far as I know, there's no more to it than that. I had this conversation with the bloke who'd been the Mortars CSgt at the time and he thought the dodgy reputation was the result of Mortars (and Sp Coy in general) having a larger share of the older, more experienced Toms with a flair for bad behaviour than the rifle companies.
 
#12
I thought the story came about because of a senior-para who lived one floor higher up than lets say Nig Paras, who 'invited' them to his room? And didnt take no for an answer.

Though rumours are just that rumours.
 
#13
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
Fallschirmjager said:
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
I think the point is being missed here, please forgive me if I'm wrong but.

Gay or not the issue is apprently getting arrse fucked by a bunch of rather large men who wont take no for an answer.

Just because you fukc another bloke up the arrse dosent make you gay.


You know sometimes just because it goes quack it aint always a duck.
Wahhh are sure sure about that, :? a fella fcuking another fella = fcuking faggot in my book, I think your statement says alot about you, ya bender :)
Oh I'm sorry did I wake you up after your Sunday lynching.

As an un-educated sack of I would try not to breath and type at the same time mate.

Multi tasking is a trick for people with an IQ of above 15 or more.

Were you a Regimental Copper or another highly qualified position like 2 I/C sports store.

Usage Note: Many people now avoid using homosexual because of the emphasis this term places on sexuality. Indeed, the words gay and lesbian, which stress cultural and social matters over sex, are frequently better choices. Homosexual is most objectionable when used as a noun; here gay man and gay woman or lesbian and their plural forms are called for. It is generally unobjectionable when used adjectivally, as in a homosexual relationship, although gay, lesbian, or same-sex are also available for adjectival use. See Usage Note at gay.


I found the above in a thing called a dictionary, you should try it some time.

Enjoy
 
#14
duty_cook said:
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
Fallschirmjager said:
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
I think the point is being missed here, please forgive me if I'm wrong but.

Gay or not the issue is apprently getting arrse fucked by a bunch of rather large men who wont take no for an answer.

Just because you fukc another bloke up the arrse dosent make you gay.


You know sometimes just because it goes quack it aint always a duck.
Wahhh are sure sure about that, :? a fella fcuking another fella = fcuking faggot in my book, I think your statement says alot about you, ya bender :)
Oh I'm sorry did I wake you up after your Sunday lynching.

As an un-educated sack of I would try not to breath and type at the same time mate.

Multi tasking is a trick for people with an IQ of above 15 or more.

Were you a Regimental Copper or another highly qualified position like 2 I/C sports store.

Usage Note: Many people now avoid using homosexual because of the emphasis this term places on sexuality. Indeed, the words gay and lesbian, which stress cultural and social matters over sex, are frequently better choices. Homosexual is most objectionable when used as a noun; here gay man and gay woman or lesbian and their plural forms are called for. It is generally unobjectionable when used adjectivally, as in a homosexual relationship, although gay, lesbian, or same-sex are also available for adjectival use. See Usage Note at gay.


I found the above in a thing called a dictionary, you should try it some time.

Enjoy
So should you mate.


T C
 
#15
duty_cook said:
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
Fallschirmjager said:
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
I think the point is being missed here, please forgive me if I'm wrong but.

Gay or not the issue is apprently getting arrse fucked by a bunch of rather large men who wont take no for an answer.

Just because you fukc another bloke up the arrse dosent make you gay.


You know sometimes just because it goes quack it aint always a duck.
Wahhh are sure sure about that, :? a fella fcuking another fella = fcuking faggot in my book, I think your statement says alot about you, ya bender :)
Oh I'm sorry did I wake you up after your Sunday lynching.

As an un-educated sack of I would try not to breath and type at the same time mate.

Multi tasking is a trick for people with an IQ of above 15 or more.

Were you a Regimental Copper or another highly qualified position like 2 I/C sports store.

Usage Note: Many people now avoid using homosexual because of the emphasis this term places on sexuality. Indeed, the words gay and lesbian, which stress cultural and social matters over sex, are frequently better choices. Homosexual is most objectionable when used as a noun; here gay man and gay woman or lesbian and their plural forms are called for. It is generally unobjectionable when used adjectivally, as in a homosexual relationship, although gay, lesbian, or same-sex are also available for adjectival use. See Usage Note at gay.


I found the above in a thing called a dictionary, you should try it some time.

Enjoy

hahaha ya still an arse bandit slop jockey :D
 
#16
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
Fallschirmjager said:
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
I think the point is being missed here, please forgive me if I'm wrong but.

Gay or not the issue is apprently getting arrse fucked by a bunch of rather large men who wont take no for an answer.

Just because you fukc another bloke up the arrse dosent make you gay.


You know sometimes just because it goes quack it aint always a duck.
Wahhh are sure sure about that, :? a fella fcuking another fella = fcuking faggot in my book, I think your statement says alot about you, ya bender :)
Oh I'm sorry did I wake you up after your Sunday lynching.

As an un-educated sack of I would try not to breath and type at the same time mate.

Multi tasking is a trick for people with an IQ of above 15 or more.

Were you a Regimental Copper or another highly qualified position like 2 I/C sports store.

Usage Note: Many people now avoid using homosexual because of the emphasis this term places on sexuality. Indeed, the words gay and lesbian, which stress cultural and social matters over sex, are frequently better choices. Homosexual is most objectionable when used as a noun; here gay man and gay woman or lesbian and their plural forms are called for. It is generally unobjectionable when used adjectivally, as in a homosexual relationship, although gay, lesbian, or same-sex are also available for adjectival use. See Usage Note at gay.


I found the above in a thing called a dictionary, you should try it some time.

Enjoy

hahaha ya still an arse bandit slop jockey :D
Glad to provide a service and happy to make you smile.

What.....is it the avatar that gave the game away??????
 
#17
There was also a small passage (fnarr) in IIRC 'The Green Eyed Boys' which related how a new platoon commander was tied to a tree while one of his platoon fellated him in public.

It was only considered bizarre in the rest of the Army because that's normally only done in private around CR time.
 
#18
duty_cook said:
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
Fallschirmjager said:
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
I think the point is being missed here, please forgive me if I'm wrong but.

Gay or not the issue is apprently getting arrse fucked by a bunch of rather large men who wont take no for an answer.

Just because you fukc another bloke up the arrse dosent make you gay.


You know sometimes just because it goes quack it aint always a duck.
Wahhh are sure sure about that, :? a fella fcuking another fella = fcuking faggot in my book, I think your statement says alot about you, ya bender :)
Oh I'm sorry did I wake you up after your Sunday lynching.

As an un-educated sack of I would try not to breath and type at the same time mate.

Multi tasking is a trick for people with an IQ of above 15 or more.

Were you a Regimental Copper or another highly qualified position like 2 I/C sports store.

Usage Note: Many people now avoid using homosexual because of the emphasis this term places on sexuality. Indeed, the words gay and lesbian, which stress cultural and social matters over sex, are frequently better choices. Homosexual is most objectionable when used as a noun; here gay man and gay woman or lesbian and their plural forms are called for. It is generally unobjectionable when used adjectivally, as in a homosexual relationship, although gay, lesbian, or same-sex are also available for adjectival use. See Usage Note at gay.


I found the above in a thing called a dictionary, you should try it some time.

Enjoy

hahaha ya still an arse bandit slop jockey :D
Glad to provide a service and happy to make you smile.

What.....is it the avatar that gave the game away??????
Are you on this site looking for a bit of rough, ya fruit loop :D :D
 
#19
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
The_Terrible_Twins said:
duty_cook said:
Fallschirmjager said:
SmithsRail said:
What the fcuk actually happened?
3 PARA Mortars arent actually renowned for being gay in 3 PARA; only in the rest of the army. It's a bit of a myth to be honest. The Anti-Tanks had more homs in, in the eighties. The Sigs Pl went through a phase a few years back of being gay but in my opinion they were just trying to get a name for themselves as they are boring cunts. I suppose 3 PARA have no more gays than the rest of the army; the difference is we don't mind flaunting it! :D
I think the point is being missed here, please forgive me if I'm wrong but.

Gay or not the issue is apprently getting arrse fucked by a bunch of rather large men who wont take no for an answer.

Just because you fukc another bloke up the arrse dosent make you gay.


You know sometimes just because it goes quack it aint always a duck.
Wahhh are sure sure about that, :? a fella fcuking another fella = fcuking faggot in my book, I think your statement says alot about you, ya bender :)
Oh I'm sorry did I wake you up after your Sunday lynching.

As an un-educated sack of I would try not to breath and type at the same time mate.

Multi tasking is a trick for people with an IQ of above 15 or more.

Were you a Regimental Copper or another highly qualified position like 2 I/C sports store.

Usage Note: Many people now avoid using homosexual because of the emphasis this term places on sexuality. Indeed, the words gay and lesbian, which stress cultural and social matters over sex, are frequently better choices. Homosexual is most objectionable when used as a noun; here gay man and gay woman or lesbian and their plural forms are called for. It is generally unobjectionable when used adjectivally, as in a homosexual relationship, although gay, lesbian, or same-sex are also available for adjectival use. See Usage Note at gay.


I found the above in a thing called a dictionary, you should try it some time.

Enjoy

hahaha ya still an arse bandit slop jockey :D
Glad to provide a service and happy to make you smile.

What.....is it the avatar that gave the game away??????
Are you on this site looking for a bit of rough, ya fruit loop :D :D

Yeah thats right chutney.......

Fukc me you must be one of the clever ones.

I apologise clearly you with OC sport store rather then 2 I/C.
 
#20
Duty-Cock
you can come out with all the amusing put downs you want, but I think 99.9% of people on this site would think that a man putting his nob up another man is a homosexual act,......you disagree and think its not, in my book ( and many many others ) that makes you a c*ck sucking gayboy, not matter how many condescending patronising put downs you attempt......YOU BIG QUEER, sorry about the delay I was at another lynching hahaha
 

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