3 Para Mortars

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by El_Burno, Mar 4, 2007.

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  1. ive been in the TA for nearly a year now and have heard people laugh/pish take the 3 Para Mortars plenty of times. Why is this? enlighten me.....
  2. Wah?

    Edited to add, how about checking the search or arrsepedia facilities?
  3. point taken - forgot about that
  4. join 3 PARA and enlarge the circle of your friends...
  5. get ya!!!
  6. Um..... :silent: :shock:
  7. and they'll enlarge something else - if you're pretty
  8. They like a wide bore and a long shaft.
  9. what the FCUK were you looking for to find THAT????

    :confused: :confused:
  10. You could have put a To be Watched by Sick Fcukers Only warning on that. I feel sick as fcuk!

    I could only manage a Coke bottle (nearly typed c*ck bottle - Freudian slip there, methinks!)

    Seriously, that is oh so wrong, wrong, wrong!

  11. "came" across it on t'internet :thumleft:
  12. WTF!!! That hurt me just looking!!
  13. Pfft, don't be such a poof - Matelots shove far more than that up there
  14. Which explains the loss of the crew of the Marie Celeste - the last one just climbed up his own arrse!!