3 Para Mortars??

#1
Evening all, sorry to ask a potentially bone question, and it is not a waaaah of any kind, but after reading through previous threads, there appears to be a refernce to 3 Para Mortars, just wondering what it was.
cheers,
Jaygee
 
#3
If this is a wah! you've won.

3 PARA mortars were, allegedly, a hotbed of homosexualist intrigue and debuachery through the early-mid 80's, at a time of course when such activity would get you sacked from the mob. Even I heard the jokes on a course in Aldershot in '87.

V!
 
#7
3 PARA Mortars: a bunch of truly deviant sickos who had a reputation for batting for the other side: "you are only gay if you push back" and "you are only gay if while shagging a bloke in the arrse you give him a reach-round". How true these stories are I do not know but they were avoided by large sections of the community. Seemed an OK bunch but you didnt go near their positions on exercise.

The only units I knew that came close to this mob were 2 Sapper units: 9 (PARA) Sqn RE and 59 (Cdo) Sqn. 9 Sqn had sh1tting competitions (the judges scored for colour, consistency, odour and taste!), sh1t-fights (sh1t into your hand and throw it at someone attempting to do the same to you) and freckles (someone sh1ts on a table. Everyone gathers round, resting their chins on the table. Someone hits the turd as hard as they can: the person with the most 'freckles' of sh1t wins).

Animals, but surprisingly good soldiers as well :)
 
#10
Amazing how many people seem to take more than a passing interest in the activities of 3 Para Mortars. Are they trying to tell us something?
 
#11
Booty..... you find another thread with reference to homo sexual activity to post on.... come on old chap out yourself and confess to liking c0ck.

You a giver or a taker?

Bi sexual or a fully winged and badged marmite miner?
 
#13
Eugh you grubby vile wretched whidgy fondler...

Send the link to where you confessed to such hideous crimes?

Were you ridiculed? Are you speaking from experience reference 3 Para Mortars?
 

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